Tuesday, October 28, 2008

you know what?
i swear my mother's insane. like seriously.
she made me bathe in lemonjuice-infused water.
and now i smell like dishwashing liquid. which is really, totally, seriously and absolutely fantastic. IF you happen to love smelling like a lemon-scented dishwashing person. and i dont, which really, totally, seriously and absolutely SUCKS.

but fortunately for me,
CHRIS GOT IT FROM HIS MOTHER TOO^^
please excuse me while i roflmao.

*ahem*
apparantly, it was his mothers idea :/
cause lemon juice supposedly has bleaching properties to make your skin look whiter, or something along the lines of that o.O
i guess for some people, the extreme pursuit of beauty extends to their poor innocent children too. poor innocent children, *sniffs* D:

so the next time you see me, i wont be surprised if you mistake me for a ghost. if the lemonjuice thingy actually works, that is, which i doubt it would =x

but still. i have been utterly disgraced.
so sue me if some retard who mentioned to his mother that lemonjuice can be used as a skin-whitening thingy turns up dead, and his death is classified as UNNATURAL.

meanwhile, let me mope miserably in my room, trying and failing to stop smelling like a charmaine-sized walking lemon.


chaos: typically referring to a state lacking order or predictability; 4:08 PM