Thursday, July 9, 2009

Okayy ._.

I'm rather pissed now, because the post format screws up if I change the font, font size, or centralization. Ugh.

Super annoying.
Anyways, stupid Laven Porn Virus (let's just call it LPV, shall we?) got vanquished by me alone. Without any help whatsoever from WenWei, or any anti-virus thingy.

I'm so proud of myself (((:

The person was quite noob/retarded, really. I mean, who codes their virus ~*allen*~ and ~*LAVI*~ and stuff like that?!

It was super easy to spot lahh, even manually without virus scanners and shit. Stoopid noob idiot.

But it was quite amusing, in it's own right. Let me spell out the scenario, with a few appropriate adjustments:

Once upon a time, there lived a 15-year-old girl, who innocently intended to check her email account, with no other implications of any impure kind.
She manages to access her inbox easily, only to find that it is flooded with fanfiction PMs. Unknowingly, she falls prey to the evil LVP, which totally lags the proccessing drive with full-out yaoi pictures depicting Laven porn. She presses the 'back' button hastily, hoping to prevent any graphics from gracing the delicate eyeballs of her darling precious mother, however, to her utmost horror, the emails (27 of them, to be exact) took about 10 minutes each to delete, due to the abovementioned lagginess of her poor comp in general.
Luckily, our heroine happens to know a reformed amateur hacker, and together, they racked their brains to come up with a possible and easy solution- delete the corrupted files from the comp's temporary drive, and uncode the virus. To her immense surprise, the evil supervillian who sent her the virus turned out to be an absolute virus techno-geek. NOT.
From there on, it was relatively easy to vanquish the three miserable cookies (four if you count the last mastercookie). She thanked her friend profusely and treated him to pocky in gratitude, and spent the rest of the day laughing over this retarded/unforgettable incident.

Hohoho. I mean, seriously? Laven porn? Yullen FTW, TTM, OTP.
The only thing relatively pro about the evil supervillian was the ingenious plan of using fanfiction to transmit the virus.
I kind of didn't mind the porn, it was the lagging that pissed me off. But still.
It works wonders for your mood, having a reformed hacker friend. IP addresses and revenge too, come under the same category.

HAHAHAHAHA.







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