Friday, November 27, 2009

This is for the sole purpose of appeasing the laptop, Internet Explorer and Javascript:

Dear inanimate friends,

You do know that I love you, right? Really, I do, from the bottom of my heart. I present to you, with great honour, my limitless and eternal love.

So please, stop telling me that "Windows Explorer has encountered a problem and needs to close" because every time you do that, my heart breaks into a million tiny pieces, and I hate the mere thought of even shutting you down. Your existence is essential for my daily source of amusement, and without you, life seems somewhat colourless and lacking.

Not to mention you, my beloved Javascript, what have I done to upset you? Please, stop throwing random fits and turning yourself off, will you? My dear friend Youtube needs you like fish need water. For the sake of my fandoms, please cooperate. We appreciate your hard work in bringing us hours and hours of entertaintment, even if our appreciation is seldom expressed.

I'm sure SS501 and SuJu would like to thank you to show their appreciation as well, but unfortunately, they're in Korea (or not. I can't remember) right now. Not to mention, they're not very good at English. You would probably understand Korean, being the smartass that you are, but English is still the best bet I presume, since I haven't installed any other language. Yet.

Whatever happens, I would like to apologise for not treating you better, and also, take this opportunity to express my sincere gratitude for your silent, noble, and wonderful contributution to my everyday enjoyment.

I promise to show more care and concern and not neglect you anymore, so please please PLEASE come back to me... My heart bleeds for your return. You probably can't tell, but I'm crying right now. Yes, feel my teardrops. I hope you're feeling guilty.

Thank you.
Yours Sincerely
Charmaine
a.k.a. Your bestest friend ever in the whole galaxy


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