Monday, December 14, 2009

I really need to post more. But whatever.

Anyways, it (finally) stopped blizzarding the day before yesterday, and I went to school. Much to my chagrin. I was so embarrassed. And tired. And short. Total spaz crap.

Okayy so. I had to curl up on the floor to sleep the night before like some pathetic hobo because I couldn't stand the cold. I mean, at least the floor's heated, right? But NOOOOOO, some busybody APPARANTLY had other ideas, and decided that the bed should be warmer than the floor, which it SHOULD be, but my bed is screwed. And so I was picked up (told you I was a midget there) and put back on the bed, after which I almost froze to death. I couldn't move my fingers when I woke up in the morning, like seriously. I'm going to kill whoever did that to me, once I figure out who the hell it is. It hurts typing T-T

And then. Because the snow lessened, I had to go to school. The stupid thing: The roads were still unsafe for driving. All the snow and ice and all that, I suppose. Stupid road blocks. We had to FRIGGIN' WALK TO SCHOOL. Which I didn't mind so much, except it was SO EFFING COLD, and oh, did I mention we were staying at some ulu farm place? I walked like 2 kilometres plus, to town, where I promptly collapsed and hitchhiked. Be glad I wasn't axe-murdered by some axe-murderer.

We arrived late, no thanks to the ulu-ness of the farm. I was so pissed. German!Chris HAD to pull us directly into ASSEMBLY, when we could have happily hid out in the classroom anonymously. And then the principal saw us, and was like going: "Oh hello there. Won't you bring these foreign dears up the stage for a self-introduction, now wouldn't that be nice!"

And you could probably tell that I was like going: "OhnothatbloodyfucktardIfuckingHATEpublicspeakingandtheyprobablydontunderstandanywayHELPCHRISHELP"

Chris (both the retards) just laughed. And refused to take the mike. So I had to take it. Not talking about my "speech" anymore.

Once assembly was over we were supposed to follow German!Chris to his locker and then to first period for English (or something along the lines of that) and on the way to class, we were ambushed by this bunch of girls.

ME: Uhh. Hello? Do you speak non-accented English with which I am able to comprehend?
GIRL (one of the ones who ambushed us): Well, I wouldn't know. NI. HAO. You comprehend?
ME (in Chinese): Of course I comprehend. But barely.
GIRL: Okay whatever, I don't comprehend now. But anyway, you see us here -gestures- we're the muppets.

And then I was like openly freaking out and going HUHholyshitwhatisgoingon???!!

CHRIS (both, they're like joined at the hip or something): -laughslikemad-
ME: -nodsnods- Yeah. The muppets. Like Miss Piggy and Kermit. I TOTALLY comprehend.
GIRL: -snaps fingers- Great. We're the unofficial school mascots, and THE one condition for being a Muppet, is that you have to be short, Short, petite, small, a midget, tiny, whatever you call it.
ME: You're still taller than me.
CHRIS: -diesoflaughter-
GIRL: I know! -nodsexcitedly- You're probably the shortest person in the whole school!

And then she just drags me to some booth thing (their version of PA, I think) and proclaims that I'm now, officially, the newest Muppet. And then she drags me away. I am still offended, and I shall go off to steam in peace now. Blog again soon.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A MUPPET!!!!!!! LIKE WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!!!


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