Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Okayy, this feels really really weird, cause I'm like typing this with German!Chris trying to read over my shoulder. I know I said I would blog every single day, but apparantly, the weather was not happy about that. Blizzards are NO JOKE once you've experienced them in person, let me tell you.
Anyway. Super long post to catch up.

DAY #1.
I almost died reaching the airport in Germany. It was so freaking COLD I couldn't stand it. So much for my mother's brilliant plan to conserve baggage weight. A word of advice for anyone looking to survive climate change in winter: Buy your coats and gloves and whatnot BEFORE you get on the plane.

Good thing was that almost everyone I needed to converse with knew English. I was totally going 'hallelujah!' in my head before Singaporean!Chris pointed out that the bloody directional signs were in GERMAN ("Like duh stupid, this is Germany, did you expect?"), and then I was like internally panicking and going 'WTFholyshitarewelost?!!'

And then, total anticlimax, we realised that German was actually kind of like French. In the sense that you can (sort of) deduce wth they were going on about if it was written out. It just looks like really bad preschool English, with weird symbols and appliques and dots on top. So we could actually understand written German, but fail miserably at the spoken language. Huh.

So. It was actually okayy. German!Chris and his family are really nice. However, I can't pronounce their last name. I think German!Chris is getting kind of pissed that I keep referring to him as German!Chris.

And then I nearly froze to death while running towards the car, which they left running outside the airport. (Thanks A LOT, Mom. -rolls eyes-) I felt so bloody pathetic, having to hide underneath German!Chris' coat. Thank goodness he wears oversized clothes. Am sniffing now because of this, which is like total boo.

It freaking snowed in while we were in the mall. Initially, I was like super happy, because snow automatically makes things much more fun and magical and all, right? And then it started bloody blizzarding, and the power went out. So basically, I was stuck in a mall in the middle of a bloody snowstorm, with no heater and light and whatever. Stupid much?

DAY #2.
Still snowing like shit. Can't go to school because of that. -dances around happily- But it's still freaking cold and the Internet's like not working. On the bad side, since the roads are closed, I can't go back to town. Pray that the snow clears enough for it to be safe for driving, or else nobody gets souvenirs. D:

I woke up like super super early today, no thanks to German!Chris and his sister. I think I drove them all crazy going around re-naming all the animals. HAHAHAHA. There are now 12 more variations of Jungmin in the world :333

Can you believe I milked cows? Totally freaky. The milk really just... comes out like that. You kind of squeeze with all your might and it spurts out like nobody's business. So funny (: I was supremely amused. Singaporean!Chris refuses to touch the cows, for some reason. I think he was grossed out by my milking. LMAO.

AHH I'M TIRED NOW AND SINGAPOREAN!CHRIS SAYS IT'S HIS TURN TO USE THE COMP. BOO. >/////<

Anyway, just try imagining me doing all sorts of farm life-ish stuff, and there you have it. I just hope you're imagination's overactive enough.

P.S: I really live mainly on sausages here O.o

P.P.S: It's approximately 3+, 4(?) where I am. I'm not very sure because my handphone doesn't work, and as you all know, I can't read the clock. (I'm just estimating by the very primitive way of the sun's position in the sky. But I might be wrong, because it's winter, and the sun supposedly sets earlier.)



chaos: typically referring to a state lacking order or predictability; 9:09 PM