Wednesday, March 24, 2010

OHMYGOD. I THINK I DIED LAUGHING.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about SS501!

  1. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are SS501.
  2. Without its lining of SS501, your stomach would digest itself!
  3. SS501 cannot swim!
  4. In their entire life, SS501 will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
  5. The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of SS501 is blue.
  6. Only twelve people have ever set foot on SS501.
  7. SS501 can't drink - they absorbs water from their surroundings by osmosis.
  8. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as SS501.
  9. SS501 can use only about ten percent of their brain.
  10. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting SS501.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about EunHae!

  1. Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are EunHae.
  2. All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after EunHae.
  3. Half a cup of EunHae contains only seventeen calories.
  4. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's EunHae supply!
  5. If you lick EunHae ten times, you will consume one calorie.
  6. The air around EunHae is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
  7. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their EunHae.
  8. Grapes explode if you put them inside EunHae!
  9. EunHae can squeeze their entire body through a hole the size of their beak!
  10. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat EunHae'!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Super Junior!

  1. Super Junior are only six percent water!
  2. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Super Junior.
  3. Contrary to popular belief, Super Junior are not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases they may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
  4. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Super Junior would protect them from evil spirits.
  5. Super Junior are actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
  6. Super Junior never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
  7. Super Junior can not regurgitate!
  8. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Super Junior.
  9. By tradition, a girl standing under Super Junior cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
  10. All shrimp are born as Super Junior, but gradually mature into females.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mir!

  1. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Mir'.
  2. Mir is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
  3. Originally, Mir could not fly.
  4. During World War II, Americans tried to train Mir to drop bombs.
  5. The international dialling code for Mir is 672.
  6. Olive oil was used for washing Mir in the ancient Mediterranean world.
  7. It's bad luck to put Mir on a bed.
  8. Mir has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
  9. Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Mir is near!
  10. Mir will often glow under UV light!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jungmin!

  1. If you break Jungmin, you will get seven years of bad luck.
  2. The only Englishman to become Jungmin was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Jungmin from 1154 to 1159.
  3. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Jungmin.
  4. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Jungmin would protect them from evil spirits.
  5. Ostriches stick their heads in Jungmin not to hide but to look for water!
  6. The fingerprints of Jungmin are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!
  7. Birds do not sleep in Jungmin, though they may rest in him from time to time!
  8. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Jungmin.
  9. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Jungmin can not.
  10. Lightning strikes Jungmin over seven times every hour.
FREAKING EPIC SHIT. STILL CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.


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