[TragedyScene]

2010-03-24T20:17:00.004+08:00

OHMYGOD. I THINK I DIED LAUGHING.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about SS501!

Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are SS501.
Without its lining of SS501, your stomach would digest itself!
SS501 cannot swim!
In their entire life, SS501 will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
The blood of mammals is red, the blood of insects is yellow, and the blood of SS501 is blue.
Only twelve people have ever set foot on SS501.
SS501 can't drink - they absorbs water from their surroundings by osmosis.
On average, women blink nearly twice as much as SS501.
SS501 can use only about ten percent of their brain.
There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting SS501.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about EunHae!

Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are EunHae.
All the moons of the Solar System are named after characters from Greek and Roman mythology, except the moons of Uranus, which are named after EunHae.
Half a cup of EunHae contains only seventeen calories.
Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's EunHae supply!
If you lick EunHae ten times, you will consume one calorie.
The air around EunHae is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their EunHae.
Grapes explode if you put them inside EunHae!
EunHae can squeeze their entire body through a hole the size of their beak!
Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat EunHae'!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Super Junior!

Super Junior are only six percent water!
Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Super Junior.
Contrary to popular belief, Super Junior are not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases they may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol.
People used to believe that dressing their male children as Super Junior would protect them from evil spirits.
Super Junior are actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
Super Junior never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
Super Junior can not regurgitate!
A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Super Junior.
By tradition, a girl standing under Super Junior cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege.
All shrimp are born as Super Junior, but gradually mature into females.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mir!

Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat Mir'.
Mir is actually a vegetable, not a fruit.
Originally, Mir could not fly.
During World War II, Americans tried to train Mir to drop bombs.
The international dialling code for Mir is 672.
Olive oil was used for washing Mir in the ancient Mediterranean world.
It's bad luck to put Mir on a bed.
Mir has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap.
Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that Mir is near!
Mir will often glow under UV light!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jungmin!

If you break Jungmin, you will get seven years of bad luck.
The only Englishman to become Jungmin was Nicholas Breakspear, who was Jungmin from 1154 to 1159.
There are more than two hundred different kinds of Jungmin.
People used to believe that dressing their male children as Jungmin would protect them from evil spirits.
Ostriches stick their heads in Jungmin not to hide but to look for water!
The fingerprints of Jungmin are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!
Birds do not sleep in Jungmin, though they may rest in him from time to time!
Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into Jungmin.
A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Jungmin can not.
Lightning strikes Jungmin over seven times every hour.

FREAKING EPIC SHIT. STILL CAN'T STOP LAUGHING.

2009-12-14T13:50:00.003+08:00

I really need to post more. But whatever.

Anyways, it (finally) stopped blizzarding the day before yesterday, and I went to school. Much to my chagrin. I was so embarrassed. And tired. And short. Total spaz crap.

Okayy so. I had to curl up on the floor to sleep the night before like some pathetic hobo because I couldn't stand the cold. I mean, at least the floor's heated, right? But NOOOOOO, some busybody APPARANTLY had other ideas, and decided that the bed should be warmer than the floor, which it SHOULD be, but my bed is screwed. And so I was picked up (told you I was a midget there) and put back on the bed, after which I almost froze to death. I couldn't move my fingers when I woke up in the morning, like seriously. I'm going to kill whoever did that to me, once I figure out who the hell it is. It hurts typing T-T

And then. Because the snow lessened, I had to go to school. The stupid thing: The roads were still unsafe for driving. All the snow and ice and all that, I suppose. Stupid road blocks. We had to FRIGGIN' WALK TO SCHOOL. Which I didn't mind so much, except it was SO EFFING COLD, and oh, did I mention we were staying at some ulu farm place? I walked like 2 kilometres plus, to town, where I promptly collapsed and hitchhiked. Be glad I wasn't axe-murdered by some axe-murderer.

We arrived late, no thanks to the ulu-ness of the farm. I was so pissed. German!Chris HAD to pull us directly into ASSEMBLY, when we could have happily hid out in the classroom anonymously. And then the principal saw us, and was like going: "Oh hello there. Won't you bring these foreign dears up the stage for a self-introduction, now wouldn't that be nice!"

And you could probably tell that I was like going: "OhnothatbloodyfucktardIfuckingHATEpublicspeakingandtheyprobablydontunderstandanywayHELPCHRISHELP"

Chris (both the retards) just laughed. And refused to take the mike. So I had to take it. Not talking about my "speech" anymore.

Once assembly was over we were supposed to follow German!Chris to his locker and then to first period for English (or something along the lines of that) and on the way to class, we were ambushed by this bunch of girls.

ME: Uhh. Hello? Do you speak non-accented English with which I am able to comprehend?
GIRL (one of the ones who ambushed us): Well, I wouldn't know. NI. HAO. You comprehend?
ME (in Chinese): Of course I comprehend. But barely.
GIRL: Okay whatever, I don't comprehend now. But anyway, you see us here -gestures- we're the muppets.

And then I was like openly freaking out and going HUHholyshitwhatisgoingon???!!

CHRIS (both, they're like joined at the hip or something): -laughslikemad-
ME: -nodsnods- Yeah. The muppets. Like Miss Piggy and Kermit. I TOTALLY comprehend.
GIRL: -snaps fingers- Great. We're the unofficial school mascots, and THE one condition for being a Muppet, is that you have to be short, Short, petite, small, a midget, tiny, whatever you call it.
ME: You're still taller than me.
CHRIS: -diesoflaughter-
GIRL: I know! -nodsexcitedly- You're probably the shortest person in the whole school!

And then she just drags me to some booth thing (their version of PA, I think) and proclaims that I'm now, officially, the newest Muppet. And then she drags me away. I am still offended, and I shall go off to steam in peace now. Blog again soon.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE A MUPPET!!!!!!! LIKE WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!!!

2009-12-09T21:09:00.004+08:00

Okayy, this feels really really weird, cause I'm like typing this with German!Chris trying to read over my shoulder. I know I said I would blog every single day, but apparantly, the weather was not happy about that. Blizzards are NO JOKE once you've experienced them in person, let me tell you.
Anyway. Super long post to catch up.

DAY #1.
I almost died reaching the airport in Germany. It was so freaking COLD I couldn't stand it. So much for my mother's brilliant plan to conserve baggage weight. A word of advice for anyone looking to survive climate change in winter: Buy your coats and gloves and whatnot BEFORE you get on the plane.

Good thing was that almost everyone I needed to converse with knew English. I was totally going 'hallelujah!' in my head before Singaporean!Chris pointed out that the bloody directional signs were in GERMAN ("Like duh stupid, this is Germany, did you expect?"), and then I was like internally panicking and going 'WTFholyshitarewelost?!!'

And then, total anticlimax, we realised that German was actually kind of like French. In the sense that you can (sort of) deduce wth they were going on about if it was written out. It just looks like really bad preschool English, with weird symbols and appliques and dots on top. So we could actually understand written German, but fail miserably at the spoken language. Huh.

So. It was actually okayy. German!Chris and his family are really nice. However, I can't pronounce their last name. I think German!Chris is getting kind of pissed that I keep referring to him as German!Chris.

And then I nearly froze to death while running towards the car, which they left running outside the airport. (Thanks A LOT, Mom. -rolls eyes-) I felt so bloody pathetic, having to hide underneath German!Chris' coat. Thank goodness he wears oversized clothes. Am sniffing now because of this, which is like total boo.

It freaking snowed in while we were in the mall. Initially, I was like super happy, because snow automatically makes things much more fun and magical and all, right? And then it started bloody blizzarding, and the power went out. So basically, I was stuck in a mall in the middle of a bloody snowstorm, with no heater and light and whatever. Stupid much?

DAY #2.
Still snowing like shit. Can't go to school because of that. -dances around happily- But it's still freaking cold and the Internet's like not working. On the bad side, since the roads are closed, I can't go back to town. Pray that the snow clears enough for it to be safe for driving, or else nobody gets souvenirs. D:

I woke up like super super early today, no thanks to German!Chris and his sister. I think I drove them all crazy going around re-naming all the animals. HAHAHAHA. There are now 12 more variations of Jungmin in the world :333

Can you believe I milked cows? Totally freaky. The milk really just... comes out like that. You kind of squeeze with all your might and it spurts out like nobody's business. So funny (: I was supremely amused. Singaporean!Chris refuses to touch the cows, for some reason. I think he was grossed out by my milking. LMAO.

AHH I'M TIRED NOW AND SINGAPOREAN!CHRIS SAYS IT'S HIS TURN TO USE THE COMP. BOO. >/////<

Anyway, just try imagining me doing all sorts of farm life-ish stuff, and there you have it. I just hope you're imagination's overactive enough.

P.S: I really live mainly on sausages here O.o

P.P.S: It's approximately 3+, 4(?) where I am. I'm not very sure because my handphone doesn't work, and as you all know, I can't read the clock. (I'm just estimating by the very primitive way of the sun's position in the sky. But I might be wrong, because it's winter, and the sun supposedly sets earlier.)

2009-11-27T01:48:00.002+08:00

This is for the sole purpose of appeasing the laptop, Internet Explorer and Javascript:

Dear inanimate friends,

You do know that I love you, right? Really, I do, from the bottom of my heart. I present to you, with great honour, my limitless and eternal love.

So please, stop telling me that "Windows Explorer has encountered a problem and needs to close" because every time you do that, my heart breaks into a million tiny pieces, and I hate the mere thought of even shutting you down. Your existence is essential for my daily source of amusement, and without you, life seems somewhat colourless and lacking.

Not to mention you, my beloved Javascript, what have I done to upset you? Please, stop throwing random fits and turning yourself off, will you? My dear friend Youtube needs you like fish need water. For the sake of my fandoms, please cooperate. We appreciate your hard work in bringing us hours and hours of entertaintment, even if our appreciation is seldom expressed.

I'm sure SS501 and SuJu would like to thank you to show their appreciation as well, but unfortunately, they're in Korea (or not. I can't remember) right now. Not to mention, they're not very good at English. You would probably understand Korean, being the smartass that you are, but English is still the best bet I presume, since I haven't installed any other language. Yet.

Whatever happens, I would like to apologise for not treating you better, and also, take this opportunity to express my sincere gratitude for your silent, noble, and wonderful contributution to my everyday enjoyment.

I promise to show more care and concern and not neglect you anymore, so please please PLEASE come back to me... My heart bleeds for your return. You probably can't tell, but I'm crying right now. Yes, feel my teardrops. I hope you're feeling guilty.

Thank you.
Yours Sincerely
Charmaine
a.k.a. Your bestest friend ever in the whole galaxy

2009-10-30T14:56:00.003+08:00

Xinyi: Seriously, can't he shave?!

Hello, what did you expect? He doesn't wash his hair. And he kind of looks like some homeless person here.

SuJu randomity:

1. I have recently watched SuJu's Intimate Note, and I laughed like shit.

2. This (namely, the above) has made me realise that Kyuhyun and Sungmin are friggin' cute.

3. I also agree that Kangin is kind of... plump. (If you know what I mean)

4. Sungmin + Kangin's awkwardness = LMAO TTM! The coke! The american movie scene! The "anonymous" notes!

5. Kyuhyun + Sungmin = KyuMin. Just like Jungmin + Kyujong = KyuMin. HAHAHA.

6. Heechul is super pretty as a girl, but not so much as a guy.

7. Eunhyuk = I really think he has gender issues. How do I do this with boobs? ROFLMAOs.

8. Kyuhyun is weird in stock photos. Like Kyujong. Boo.

SS501 randomity:

1. REBIRTH!!! AHHH~ I FINALLY GOT MY CD!

2. Love like this = much love^mol

3. Jungmin actually looks decent with eyeliner, albeit extremely gay and pretty.

4. The heart shape. LOLOLOLOLOL.

5. The inkigayo tattoo shirts = OHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

That's it with the fangirling, I guess. Now help me, cause I really need it.
The million-dollar question: WHAT DO I GET CHRIS FOR HIS BIRTHDAY?

Possible answers by random people to the above question:

My father: A car.

This is- not possible because (a) I'm not that rich, and (b) he can't drive. Oh, and not to mention (c) HE ALREADY HAS LIKE 10 CARS IN HIS GARAGE, the stupid rich kid.

My mother: Cook somethig for him.

This is- not possible because (a) I can't even cook instant noodles, (b) it's such a housewifey thing to do, and (c) the idea just plain gives me goosebumps. What's more (d) I'm pretty sure I'll end up destroying his kitchen.

My sister: A book.

This is- just plain nerdy. What book do I get him, anyway? The Transformer's movie novel?!

Wenwei: An ipod.

This is- just stupid. He already has like 1 iTouch and 2 nanos.

Wenwei again: A laptop.

This is- even stupider. See above on both our financial statuses.

Christine: Clothes.

This is- ...weird. (a) How am I supposed to know his size, anyway? (b) It's too much of a goosebump-inducing thing to do, and (c) I can't afford to buy Armani.

My sister again: Sweets.

This is- stupid because (a) he's turning seventeen, for god's sake, not seven and (b) I don't really think he eats sweets.

Ahh. I'm so dead. He bought me a freaking cotton candy machine for my birthday. HELP. That's all I can say.

2009-10-20T01:49:00.003+08:00

This is old news, actually:

I CUT MY HAIR

And probably not very interesting too, since I cut my hair too often for it to really leave an impact.

But anyways, I did cut it. Yesterday, in fact. Darling Park was the first to see my new (really weird) hair, followed by Hanwen, simply because I ran into her at j8.

I think it looks supremely weird. Everyone in my family calls me "ye hai zi" now, because apparantly I look like

(a) Mother: A hooligan. Like those Initial D people. (I have no idea either)
(b) Father: A ragamuffin
(c) Father: A street urchin (which is basically the same as the ragamuffin mentioned above)
(d) Wenwei: "You remind me of Oliver Twist"

WTF?!

Ahh whatever. I'll probably look the same once it grows out.

Actually, I've just realised. This hair kind of looks (is) very mushroomy.

Ugh. It's like the Curse of the Everlasting Mushroom, or something. Whatever hair I cut, it (almost) ALWAYS turns out to be either the standard mushroom, or another variation of it.

Ohh well. Whatever. I have long since given up on my hair. At least now I can afford to not comb it like everyday.

... It has bits that get in my eye.
Crap. I shall go cut it again.

(I'll probably end up botak at this rate. Ahh whatevs.)

((When it grows long--IF I ever let it grow long--my hair will look shaggy. Huh, how weird.))

OH GOSH. MOTH ALERT!!!
Here I go, just quietly freaking out

2009-10-15T19:49:00.006+08:00

Here you go, Hanwennie. You so owe me (:

2009-10-15T19:39:00.004+08:00

Yes, you do.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MY DARLING PONPON! <3^mol
Even though the cake is virtual.

I'm so sorry I pangsey-ed you on your birthday. And I'm so sorry my phone is screwed.

Ahhh, I'm making myself feel guilty.

Just, you know, happy birthday and all, and even though I'm pretty sure I screwed my art, I don't care.

YOU RAWK MY SOCKS OFF, DON'T EVER CHANGE.

Also, welcome to the 15s :D

2009-10-13T18:58:00.003+08:00

FYI, my sister (and me too, up till recently) went crazy with exam stress.
So much as to name our comb JanDi (sp?) after the BOF person. HAHAHAHA.
In case you wondered, she named herself JunPyo (or however you spell it) and my mother obaasan. My father is the butler person, and I shall not tell you who I'm supposed to be.

Ahh whatever. Let's not dwell on unhappy times. The EOYs are finally OVER!!!
Well. Almost. I still have like 4 pieces of a3 shit to do, but I am totally unmotivated. Like who cares.

SS501's new minialbum thingy is finally out, and I'M LIKE FRIGGING EXCITED, but then dearest darling Park showed me this:

And then I went: OMFGWTF&%!&*@&%i#&^%%&*@&@%^!(*)~*^@(@%&^>?!

AHHHHHH!!!!~~ WHAT DID THE STYLIST NOONAS DO TO MY DARLING SS?!!!

Well, at least I still can differentiate them. BUT OMFG WHAT SHIT HAIR IS THAT?!?!!!!
I SO FEEL LIKE STRANGLING THE STYLISTS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS NOW.

I mean, HELLO? They look... weird and DBSK-ish. So totally not them. I am stunned and horrified beyond belief. Jungmin's the only one who looks remotely normal (which is as usual), and even Leader looks spaz!!! OMG you poor darlings!~

And I found this korean version of that stripping song. You know, the one that goes like: "tuodiao tuodiao tuodiao" or something like that? Apparantly, there's a Korean remake of it.

And then SS further remade it by singing Park Jung Mal instead. HAHAHAHA, I almost died laughing. It also didn't help that the previous vid I watched featured him stuffing some sandwich into HJL's mouth.

I just scrolled up, and now I have goosebumps again. Idiot noonas.

P.S: Automatic by Tokio Hotel is niiiiiiiiccce. The MV totally reminded me of Transformers, and then I started freaking out. But towards the end when the robots really stood up, it turned out to be just some cheap rip-off thing. Am quite disappointed now; though it's a really nice song. Bleahhhh.

2009-10-08T11:02:00.006+08:00

I swear, the God of Mental Instability is running rampant in my life.

Anyway, go listen to Diary of Jane, by Breaking Benjamin.

You know the part where the guy goes "Would you like that?" or something along the lines of that sentence?

Me
A bunch of crazy people I am too lazy to name

Hello
*nods while listening to acoustic version of above mentioned song*
Is that Diary of Jane? The original version is so much better.
Really? *scrolls down playlist to play the original version mentioned*
Duh.
*randomly starts singing along with the above mentioned weird part*

(Then, the guy suddenly goes "NOOOOOOOOO!!!" like his girlfriend's dying.)

*roflmao* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~
...... And I thought I was the crazy one
What? It just happens to be funny.

(Another "NOOOOOOOOOO!!!" part)

NOOOOOOOOOO~~ *waves hands in front of face spastically*
......
*roflmao again*
What? Very funny mehh? *tries to imitate the hand gesture + the spaz NOOOOO! thing*
HAHAHAHAHAHA. No, you're doing it wrong.
I'm not. There's no right or wrong anyway. This is just spastic.
You're supposed to like roar it or something, and you're not allowed to roll your eyes. *demos*
... Okayyyy. Whatever.
No, seriously. It's done like this.
...... You do know that you're ruining your reputation in my eyes, do you.
Like I care what you think. You destroyed my balcony window.
That was a total accident. Reflex actions cannot be blamed on my conscious will.
Plus, your mother buys you guy underwear
Again, that is not my fault.
Like I said, I don't care. *spaz hand gesture again*

And the argument continues, but I sort of can't really remember what we went on about anymore.

Andand, someone help me find out where the quote "With power comes great responsibility" came from, because I wrote that in regards to the fairies in my MSND EOYs essay.

My father says it's Spiderman. Holy shit. I hope Ms Nair has a sense of humour.

Shut up about the SuJu fangirling, random people. I think they're funny too, but the only way I can actually differentiate them from the other Korean boybands is if all 13 of them turn up together, or if either the fat or mushroom-head guy appear.

This is partly due to the influence of both Renee and Xinyi, I think. I'm way too easy to influence.

I am like totally cracking myself up with the Diary of Jane thing again. My mom seems to really regret buying me the cranberry-grape juice.

TO DARLING PARK: I am wirting kyumin fanfiction instead of studying geog. Help!

2009-10-01T14:10:00.005+08:00

... So. What can I say? I'm like bored out of my mind, and OH YEAHH:

THERE IS LIKE THIS FREAKING HUGE MOTH IN MY STUDY ROOM, NEXT TO MY PSP CHARGER. AND SO THEREFORE I CAN'T CHARGE MY PSP, WHICH HAS BLOODY DIED. AGAIN, DUE TO MY FERVENT SLACKING TENDENCIES. D:<

Ugh. Crap to the max. Whyy can't the fucking thing just fly away by itself. It's like so eww and all, and it's just sticking there like nobody's business. HELP. I WANT MY PSP.

Shall try to bribe my sister. Hold on a second :/
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
...

Well, that didn't go too well. Bloody shit.
And anyway, I have just been informed that James Dean is not a book-slash-movie, but some weird actor-slash-celebrity icon-slash-person. (thank you Renee)

Which is like total boo, because that just makes the whole 'rebel without a cause' thing more UN-cool. And I was initially quite interested, too. Whatthecrap. East of Eden sounds boring.

Math EOYs was okayy, I guess. I still (kind of) screwed up. But whatever, it isn't like I'm ever going to be a mathematician anyway ._.

Can't be bothered to study, so. HELLO RENEE, I just revived my blog, albeit only one post.

Anyways, weird dream of the century, though only in point form:

Me and Xinyi spazzing at the airport
We drink bubble tea
SS501 suddenly appears, along with hordes of screaming fangirls
My handphone suddenly turns into a carrot (Poor darling ice-cream! D:)
I throw the carrot at Jungmin's head, but it hit their boduguards instead.
Xinyi laughs at my lousy aim
I magick another carrot from my bag
I whack her on the head for laughing at me
Everyone randomly and suddenly starts flashmobbing the [A Song Calling For You] dance
Me and Xinyi laugh spastically as we fail epically at the flashmobbing
The bodyguards notice the carrots and drag us away
I throw another carrot, but the carrot turns into a cup of bubble tea
Jungmin catches the bubble tea
Xinyi and me throw another 4 more carrots
Other members of SS501 catches the carrots-slash-bubble tea
We all drink bubble tea together
Raymond Lam appears and starts washing his face while drinking coffee

And then I wake up. Total spasticity, man.

(Why does Raymond Lam appear in my dream? I don't even remotely like him!)

ARRT. BOOOOO. T-T
Prep studies is shit.
I have never been more sick of embellishments in my life.

Somehow, I am happy that nobody seems to be studying. Also, I am strangely obsessed with leggings.

WELCOME, JUNS TO THE BIMBO CLIQUE, please enjoy your stay, and we hope to see you again soon (when you leave, which you will, eventually)

[Wuss Up] is like totally retarded, and it is like permanently stuck in my brain. I can literally feel my gray matter spasm-ing. Kyujong cracks me out, like seriously.

2009-09-03T00:28:00.002+08:00

Oh, so they FINALLY fixed the shitty blogger problem. -rolls eyes-

I'm like supremely bored right now. I would go off to watch random SS501 craps, but my mother's like reading her newspaper beside me. So.

(Hello, stop looking at me like that. You mean you like it when your mother goes into a spastic frenzy at your apparant hormone growth?)

Okayy ._.
Anyway, I'm bored enough to attempt a personal financial evaluation.

Liquid assets in current possession= ... totalling up to $72.55.
God, how pathetic. I shall from now on declare myself officially broke.

Wishlist:
- SHOES. I WANT THE PAIR THAT JUNGMIN WEARS IN 'THE MISSION', CAUSE THEY RAWK.
- and also my darling red converse high-tops, but the jungmin pair has a higher priority for now.
- leejunki file, because he looks damn cute there, and I'm just retarded.
- random SS stuff, too numerous to actually list down.
- umm, hoodie tops? So I won't have to keep borrowing Christine's at functions.
- SS501 CONCERT TICKETS, WHICH I'M SURE COST A BOMB.

(Never mind. I'll just make myself puke trying to calculate how much all that stuff would cost. Boo. D:)

I really really REALLY want to buy the drama collection thingy (along with other random CDs) with darling Park, but I'm like super strapped for cash now.

(If I were doing a SPA report, I would label this as READINGS/DATA/MEASUREMENTS:)

Oh well. I'll probably like abstain from canteen food from now onwards, or something. Total crap.

2009-08-22T14:40:00.000+08:00

Walao eh. Blogger is still fking screwed up. D:< Oh whatever. If the font turns out ugly I'll delete this post.

Went out with my darling Park yesterday, and it was super retarded-slash-fun. Hohohoho. She can't help but to amuse me. :333

This is what we came up with on the bus:

Me: Adobe Photoshop...
Xinyi: Make your jaw
Together: SHARPER! (stupid hand gesture thingy)
Xinyi: Make your nose
Together: SHARPER! (another stupid hand gesture thingy)
Xinyi: Make your eyes
Together: BRIGHTER!/BIGGER! (hand gesture, again)[we weren't sure which one was more appropriate, so we tikam-ed]

HAHAHAHA. Like OMFG lahh, can? I almost died laughing in the bus. Whoever's reading this should go ask her to give you a bimbo demonstration.

But Comics Connection was shitty. We didn't get like ANYTHING we went there for. Ugh.

You know what? They sell I LOVE BOYS OVER FLOWERS socks in Comics Connections! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! There was SS501 and DBSK and SuJu and other random craps as well, but still.

OHMYFREAKINGGAWD LAHH! THEY ARE SUPER RETARDED CAN?! :DDD
You be like stepping on your favourite people every day. Who the hell would want that?

But I find it kind of amusing. I think I would have bought a pair if not for my current economic situation and my mother's wrath.

My mom really cracks me up sometimes. Her response to my Jung Min wallpaper:

"Wah Charmaine arh, you have finally grown hormones!"

Like wth?! She was actually EXCITED about my crossover to the Korean Boyband fangirl side.
I told Xinyi about it, and she laughed. Huh. People are funny.

For some reason, Andrew really hates them, though. Which is like totally screwed up, because they rawk. (((: One day, I shall code some virus thingy that makes SS501 pictures pop up randomly on his comp. HAHAHAHAHA.

By the way, Xinyi's hometown happens to be in the Bishan Circle Line station. LOLS. Stupid Park x3

This post is probably like super spaz, but whatever. I'm going off to Alyssa's house later!
And there's Pets Villa tomorrow!

2009-08-08T13:52:00.002+08:00

Oh gawd. I am like frigin' pissed right now.

I blogged like yesterday night, and then my comp screwed up, so I just offed it, and then now my previous draft/post thingo is GONE. Whattheff.

Anyway. I'm now at Alyssa's house disturbibg her. You know, I think i must change for the better... Cos i am like so mean, sadistic, evil , weird, annoying, irritating, act-cute, and blah blah blah. Yeah.

<3,
Pinky

Whattheeff? I'll have you know that that was not me. That was Alyssa, who calls herself "Pinky". Ewwwww.
But I love the ice-cream at her house. :3

Oh yeahh. I just remembered:
MRS GOH IS A BLOODY FAG.
What the bloody fk is wrong with her? I'm like super pissed at the booking thing.

I wore my bloody longest pair of pants already. And for a fact, it HURTS to cross your legs when you're wearing knee-length shorts.

Janice is quite pissed off about the fact her guides' friend passed the inspection by wearing the blue guides skirt. Apparantly, this girl had a much shorter white skirt length then her, and it's damn unfair.

I AGREE. WTF MAN. I SHOULD HAVE JUST WORN MY BLOODY P.E. ATTIRE.
In what whacked way is wearing jeans and a red shirt more patiotic than wearing a red shirt and white shorts?
And in what century is revealing your knees indecent?!
I feel like kicking her in the balls. Oops, forgot that she's a female faggot. Bleahh.

And they say we're all going to have "consequences". Like what the hell?! I DONT GIVE A DAMN.

And besides, with the number of people booked, it'll be more fun than a punishment.
I shall point a mental middle finger to the school.

On a much happier note, shopping with Ja, Pearlyn and Peiying was damn fun. Shall go back to Far East with them one day and actually BUT something, cause I was broke that day.

2009-08-03T14:52:00.002+08:00

AHA!
I'm back! And I'm not very pleased about it.
Homework; school; tests. BOO.

Genting was full of moths. It was really disgusting, the way they flew around your food. Like ewwwwww. So I probably put on around 5kg because of all the fast food.
But at least they were moth-free. So.

Andand. There was this crazy stalker person. The whole experience was pretty retarded, really. He just randomly came to sit beside me on the roller coaster and was like "Are you scared?"

What the hell lahh. And then he kept touching my hand somemore. Super freaky. -shudders-

2009-07-26T00:49:00.002+08:00

Ahh.
You know what? I managed to get my left shoulder partner obsessed with ss501 too. x3
Hohoho. This is so reminiscent (spelling?) of my forcing-people-to-play-maple phase.

But anyway, I am really amused by BOF. That Jang Di person is so shittily funny, my ass is in serious danger of dropping off.

I mean, "I know you've always had weird taste, but isn't this necklace for women?!"
(At least, that's what I gleaned from the TV screen in chinese. But I was laughing too hard, so I'm not very sure.)
OMG lahh, she's so friggin' dense.

AHAHAHAHA.
And, Kim Hyun Joong is retarded-looking in BOF.
Before you kill me, I AGREE THAT HE IS CUTE. Take that, crazy fangirls.

BUT. His hair is dyed golden. Which I have no objections to whatsoever, by the way.
It's just that they neglected his poor eyebrows.
So the poor guy is like walking around with mismatched hair colour. His hair is freaking gold, for god's sake, and his eyebrows remain black.

I can't help but want to laugh at the ridiculous-ness of it all. LMAOs.

And I can't stand the stupid Wonder Girls.
They suck. And 'Nobody' is like giving me a headache. Ugh.
They remind me of the PCD, only more cutesy and hello kitty-ish.
Up till today, I have seen them in:
-Teenage
-The Straits Times, Life
-Today
-and other random posters.

Oh yeah. They also remind me of By2, whom I always thought of as bloody crappers.
'Twins'? That is so unoriginal I can just puke.

Here goes my Official Hate List:
(subject to changes)

#10 Wonder Girls. (see above)
#9 Flying insects. But they come more under my Official Terror List.
#8 SCHOOL. F*** you, Minister who made school compulsory.
#7 High School Musical. Even though they occasionally produce nice songs.
#6 By2. I just hate them. They piss me off.
#5 Jeanette Aw, Joanne Peh, and basically, the whole Little Nyonya cast.
#4 The Little Nyonya. You suck, Yueniang.
#3 Twilight. The entire shitty trilogy. Especially the movie, in which Edward and Bella sucked.
#2 Hannah Montana/ Miley Cyrus. Screw you Disney assholes.
#1 YUUKI KURAN/CROSS. UGH. DON'T GET ME STARTED.

Well. Thinking of my most hated things just pissed me off. Shall try to blog positively now.

...
...
...

Hmm.
I love 3Hope's new class tee!
It's so freakin fantabulous, but I can't really be bothered to blog about it.
Most of the people who tag here aren't from my class, anyway.

...
Oh, I know!
I'm ponning school this coming Friday, cause my parents are taking me to Genting.
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!~~~
(that was just me being retardedly exuberent, by the way, not the wind or some kind of weird ghost.)
However, the official reason is because we have to attend a wedding at KL. So.

That's actually true, you know.
You must be wondering why I have so many engaged relatives.
Well, I don't.
Most of them are my parents'. I just tag along for the angpaolui.

Blahblahs. Shall stop here now.

2009-07-15T00:15:00.002+08:00

Ehh?

The Top Five Matching Occupations -->The Top Twenty Matching Occupations -->
Occupations to Consider

Costumed Actors/Performers
Fashion Designers
Artistes
Jewellery Designers
Art Directors
Fashion Stylists
Choreographers
Dancers
Film Editors
Cinematographers
Interior Designers
3D Animators
Musicians
3D Modelers

What the bloody hell lahh. I got like all the bimbo jobs can.
My mother says they're supposed to be artistic, but hello?!
The above listed jobs are highly unlikely to feature in my future resume.

2009-07-12T02:01:00.002+08:00

Anyway. I've gotten back into the habit of blogging regularly. D:
Though I suppose it'll be good practice for when I go to Germany, and can't be bothered to email precious nuggets of my life individually to all you adoring fans. -pukes-

I just find it fun; and not to mention retarded.

Speaking of Germany, Kengyi taught me how to say "you fucker!" in German.
It sounds something like: aslock due!
But that's obviously wrong German spelling and all. Still, its amusing, and that's all that matters.
She also taught me how to say stuff like-
- hello,
- goodbye,
- could you repeat that, but slower, and in English?,
- bitch,
- swine (?),
- and etcetc.
But, typical of my retardedness, I only remember "you fucker!". How wonderful for me, when I go to Germany and greet my host, and the only German phrase that I know is "you fucker!".

I'll most probably get kicked out. Which is not a good way to leave an impression on your (maybe) future classmates.

Also, I've found that watching random clips of people microwaving stupid stuff quells my hyperness to a certain extent. And Transformers makes me high!

MY COMP IS SCREWING UP. I SHALL STOP HERE. FOR NOW. EXPECT MORE STUPIDNESS IN THE NEAR FUTURE.

2009-07-10T19:21:00.005+08:00

Ahh yes. Instead of studying for my chinese oral, I'm like slacking over here.

Anyways. Just some random pictures koped off the net.

Ohmygosh, they're so friggin cute! And it's still all Xinyi's fault.

<3s>

Actually, all of them are cute, which is a rare occurance in singing groups, which usually only have like one person worth fangirling over, and all the rest are shit.

Just another way SS501 is better than DBSK and SuJu! :3

And I might go to the Raymond Lam autograph thingo. Cause I'm that boliao. Hohohohoho :D

2009-07-09T23:42:00.002+08:00

Okayy ._.

I'm rather pissed now, because the post format screws up if I change the font, font size, or centralization. Ugh.

Super annoying.
Anyways, stupid Laven Porn Virus (let's just call it LPV, shall we?) got vanquished by me alone. Without any help whatsoever from WenWei, or any anti-virus thingy.

I'm so proud of myself (((:

The person was quite noob/retarded, really. I mean, who codes their virus ~*allen*~ and ~*LAVI*~ and stuff like that?!

It was super easy to spot lahh, even manually without virus scanners and shit. Stoopid noob idiot.

But it was quite amusing, in it's own right. Let me spell out the scenario, with a few appropriate adjustments:

Once upon a time, there lived a 15-year-old girl, who innocently intended to check her email account, with no other implications of any impure kind.
She manages to access her inbox easily, only to find that it is flooded with fanfiction PMs. Unknowingly, she falls prey to the evil LVP, which totally lags the proccessing drive with full-out yaoi pictures depicting Laven porn. She presses the 'back' button hastily, hoping to prevent any graphics from gracing the delicate eyeballs of her darling precious mother, however, to her utmost horror, the emails (27 of them, to be exact) took about 10 minutes each to delete, due to the abovementioned lagginess of her poor comp in general.
Luckily, our heroine happens to know a reformed amateur hacker, and together, they racked their brains to come up with a possible and easy solution- delete the corrupted files from the comp's temporary drive, and uncode the virus. To her immense surprise, the evil supervillian who sent her the virus turned out to be an absolute virus techno-geek. NOT.
From there on, it was relatively easy to vanquish the three miserable cookies (four if you count the last mastercookie). She thanked her friend profusely and treated him to pocky in gratitude, and spent the rest of the day laughing over this retarded/unforgettable incident.

Hohoho. I mean, seriously? Laven porn? Yullen FTW, TTM, OTP.
The only thing relatively pro about the evil supervillian was the ingenious plan of using fanfiction to transmit the virus.
I kind of didn't mind the porn, it was the lagging that pissed me off. But still.
It works wonders for your mood, having a reformed hacker friend. IP addresses and revenge too, come under the same category.

HAHAHAHAHA.

2009-07-06T14:38:00.002+08:00

HAHAHAHA. Here I am, laughing like a maniac, because for some reason, I am suddenly reminded of SMU.

Job attachment was like friggin fun lahh can, we only did real work like on Monday and Tuesday, and the rest of the time was spent (a) slacking, (b) watching videos, and (c) crapping in the lounge.

Some retarded stuff that we did:
1. I trashed Xinyi at foosball! Woohoo!
2. Discuss my future career as a bestselling author (refer to Xinyi's blog for more details/information)
3. Tried to learn the stupid-gay-korean-song-calling-for-you dance. But failed horribly
4. KEN LEE~~~~ tulibu dibu douchoo~ LMAOS!
5. Went crazy in the printing room
6. Got "married" to the tune of [Check Yes Juliet] in the printing room
7. Checked CNA compulsively for H1N1 flu updates.
8. INSTANT STUFF IN THE PANTRY. Hohohohoho! :D

To clarify:
1. I beat her. Like 10 to 2. Ha! Admire my pro-ness, man. -grins smugly-
2. What? I really think it's feasible! Stop laughing, retards :/
3. You know what? After I got completely addicted to the gayness of [A Song Calling For You], my mother got super irritated with ss501. And she was like: "If you ever become one of those crazy idol-chasing people, I will burn your kuroshitsuji graphic books etcetc."
4. Oh dear god. Please teach that poor woman how to speak english. Search 'Ken lee bulgarian idol' on youtube.
5. Ha. Nothing much there. We were just being our usual retarded selfs, right Park?!
6. Just to clarify, this is an UNOFFICIAL marriage, and thus does not break my anti-marriage vow. Xinyi named me bloody 'Kim Hyun Joong' so she could marry her idol. Like, what kind of stalkerish behavior is that? Anyway, I get to marry Jung Min, so whateverr. Clearly, we are both infatuated or something ._.
7. That was just me and the crazy extents I would go to pon school. So sue me.
8. HAHAHA. It was like, the most pathetic vision ever. HAHAHAHAHA.

More clarifications, but this time referring to my last blogpost:
1. HELLO PEOPLE. I DID NOT SPRAY PAINT ON CHRIS'S BALCONY ON PURPOSE OKAYY! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!! I was just being retarded! And then some idiot came over to tickle me! I insist that it's not my fault. Haven't you heard of 'involuntary reactions' before?!

2. Yes. My mom is myopic. But anyways, I don't really mind so much now because boxers are fun to mess people's minds with. They go like: "WHAT? WHY ARE YOU WEARING BOXERS WHEN YOU'RE A GIRL?! Quick, faster take out!" It's like they're worried for the state of my sexuality or something. Like I'll ever become a tranny. -rolls eyes-

Here comes the actual blogging:
Ugh. I freaking hate school. Its so bloody dead, and I'd rather go to Germany, because now Chris is going with me and I won't be alone.
Which means my parents won't come along, so we can farmstay at some friend's house, since they don't want to kick the poor renters out. How nice of them (:
Anyway, the friend's son's name is, coincidentally, Christian.
So there'll be two Chris-es for me to torture and enslave. AHAHAHAHA.
Leaving in November/December holidays, for two weeks approx. (my mother says so.)
I'm quite excited, now that the prospect of me really migrating is diminishing.
But still. I'll need to learn German. And then when I come back, I'll write really retarded German crack fanfiction. Hohohohoho :3
Is lederhosen really leather hose?! As in, do German people really wear leather underwear?! Cause that's really freaky. How do their genitals breath?! :x

Okayy nevermind. I don't really want to know. Ewww.
I miss my darling ParkPark and PonPon and JianJian and JunJun etcetcetc. DDD:

That was really random. But whatever, I get excused because I just woke up. Tatatatatatatata.

2009-06-18T00:32:00.003+08:00

Gosh. I'm so bored I even tried MSN-ing, but nooooo, the universe hates me, therefore no one I can talk to is online. Crap to the utmost. D:<

Anyways. At least today is blogworthy. My mom did something ridiculous. (:

Get this:
She went underwear shopping for me, without bringing me along. How brilliant. -_-
And you know what?
She bought me XS SIZED GUY UNDERWEAR. LIKE BOXERS.
You have to wonder how she managed to convince herself that those boxer-thingos were supposed to be safety underwear for girls.
Like, hello? Big difference much?! ._.

So, this also explains why I'm walking around in boxer shorts. As in, I'm wearing them as shorts.

They're surprisingly comfortable. O.o

And, I'd like to present for your supreme amusement, the QUOTE OF THE DAY:
"In times like this, damage control is essential."
-My friend Chris, right after I accidentally sprayed black paint onto his balcony glass panels.

Don't ask.
Just know that it wasn't my fault. Really.

2009-06-05T17:21:00.001+08:00

OH. MY. FRICKING. GOD.

WATCH THIS. IT WILL MAKE YOUR LIFE COMPLETE.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVDtzBeap7I&NR=1

Seriously. It's just that funny. GO WATCH IT NOW.

2009-06-03T22:45:00.002+08:00

OH. MY. BLOODY. GOD. I am posting because I suddenly feel like it, and I'm bored, and also because I still feel irrationally happy about the fact that I ponned the bloody CAP seminar. :DDD
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~

It probably helped that I managed to drag Renee along. Poor Renee, I can hear you thinking. But still. I believe I had 10k times more fun than I would if I attended the CAP shit.

It was actually quite stupid.

We (meaning me, Renee and Piggy :3) arrived at ACSI like 15 minutes early. And then we just walked around like idiots trying to find the bloody lecture room. And then, miracle of miracles, we found the lecture room. How freakin fabulous.

And there were a bunch of idiots from other random schools just standing around outside the lecture room, under the bloody hot sun, sweating like pigs. It was like frigging stupid. And the lecture room wasn't even locked.

So we went in. And we turned on the lights and aircon and blahh, and dumped our bags on random chairs. Then we went out again.

From this an amazing discovery was made:
ACSI'S LECTURE HALLS STINK LIKE FRICKING SHIT.

And then we went to fetch Marie, since she didn't know where the lecture hall was. More time was spent talking crap outside the lecture hall with all the other retards, and then all the CAP people arrived, and I was like "Huh? I thought you were supposed to go to NUS, not ACSI?"

But apparantly, we have the same seminar thingy as them on the first day. How wonderful. And I checked out the programme booklet they were given. (Ehh, a bit unfair worr, how come they have programme booklet we don't have?!)

It was like so bloody suckish.

Lecture.
Lecture.
Blah.
TEA.
More idiot lectures.
Blah blah.
Blahblahblahblah.
Again, shitty lecture.
DINNER.
Have no idea, but probably more boring lectures.

Gawd, I hate lectures. And the lectures were about home, for toot's sake, and I don't give a shit. Lectures are frickin boring. Plus, the chairs are arranged in such a way that it's damn obvious if you fall asleep. And I most definitely would, because I spent most of the night before reading fanfiction, and because Renee's so nice to lie on.

I will most probably fail JC, huh?

Anyways, we went to get out our bags, and just before they opened the door for everyone, I dragged Renee to the toilet and we ran away.

(Wah. That last 'we ran away' part very like movie dialouge liddat worr. I'm retarded.)

AHAHAHAHAHAHA. WE PONNED CAP AND TOOK TAXI TO BUGIS JUNCTION INSTEAD. FRIGGING FUNNAYE

And then we did lots of retarded things like falling asleep in the National Library (but that was only me), almost getting lost in Bugis street, and stealing bread. WOOHOO!

And out of all the sec3s supposed to be there, we were like the only 4. How pathetic. And even Piggy left halfway. So only Marie was the only sec3 who went for the entire thing. o.O

Oh gosh, it was frigging fun. And I love Silver Diamond.
THANK YOU RENEE! (((:

I'm still waiting for my skateboard ._. Hurry Mandi, I want my skateboard o.o;;

And SMU's the job attachment thingy now, not Furama anymore. Booya.

Okayy. Tired, sleepy and hungry. Buhbyes.

2009-05-20T17:37:00.002+08:00

Oh gawd. My blog has been revived. How nice.

Say thank you, wa-chan, a.k.a. Janice.
But don't ask me why I'm calling you that, cause it was random. No reason for it (: It just sounds janice.

Okayy... There isn't really anything to post about, except the shitty chinese oral thingo just now in school. And I quite basically screwed up ._. Don't ask, I just know.

Like apparantly LiLan told Justice that the convo topic was going to be global warming, or something, because the news spread and we all started sharing chinese environment-related vocab.
But no, life insists on being suck-ish, and it turned out that the topic was like cyber-bullying instead. Blah, blah, and more blahs. Mine was, needless to say, quite retarded, and supremely lousily phrased, but who cares. The teacher asked me like 2 questions plus minus, which probably means my conversation was sucky, or whatever.
But the passage was relatively easy. Thank gawd.

Eh wait, I don't believe in God. At least, not really. If I had to choose an omnipotent being to worship, then christen me a goolian, since google is powerful and all-knowing and ultimate and whatnot, AND it helps me with my homework, which is more than I can say for other religious deities. (NO OFFENCE MEANT WHATSOEVER. JUST BEING FLIPPANT. DON'T SUE ME, THANK YOU.)

I lurrve google. Whoever invented it is a genius. And the wonderful person who created the first air-conditioner too.

And me and XINYI are going off to do our job attachment at Furama Riverfront. -cheers- I'm like, surprisingly, frigging happy and excited about it, and I have no idea whyy.
And I seriously wonder what they'll make us do. I really want to do room service, and the tea pouring thingy, cause it seems fun.
I mean, can you imagine?! Me going, "Sir, more tea for you?" or "Room service, sir!" in a sickly sweet voice? I laughed like shit, and that was from picturing myself. LOL.
What more, we're supposed to wear white shirts, black skirts and court shoes, which is kind of formal. I told my mom about it, and she was like:

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!(X10000) I BET YOU TWO WILL BE THE POOR YOUNG ONES STANDING AND BOWING WITH THE TRAY WHILE EVERYBODY ELSE IS DOWNSTAIRS IS SHOUTING YAM-SENG!"

My mom, is really evil sometimes. But oh well. It is super funny, in a screwed-up kind of way.

And through the job attachment registration exercise, I learnt about the importance of punctuality and kiasu-ness. I mean like, the frigging thing opened at 11.40, for google's sake, and all the good jobs were GONE by like 12.30, apparantly. And what does that tell you? -rolls eyes-

I feel guilty for pangsey-ing Renee and Juns and gang, but at least they have an even number now, which makes it easier to do in pairs. Still... D:
Oh well, gratz Juns on getting the architectural shyt she wanted, and good luck to Renee, cause perspective drawing is freakin' hard okayy!

ANDANDAND MY DARLING BIRTHDAY IS COMING! HINTHINTHINTHINTHINT!

2009-03-10T21:51:00.002+08:00

ahh sian.

you know what?
my sister tio chicken pox.
like what the hell?

only 3 more days till the school holidays.
so poor thing.

so, in order to preserve my 1 week of holiday,
here i am in my grandmother's house. whee!

blahhs. i'm like totally tired.

ohh and i have my new phone!
its so white and chio and shiny!

2009-02-26T14:52:00.002+08:00

blahs.
today was a super boring day.
i actually fell asleep in assembly. ugh.

and then there's cca later!
oh god. im so going to die of boredom.
now that the teacher-in-charge of the chinese group is not su long anymore, library kind of sucks.
stupid screwed stnicks lahh, anyhow switch teachers here and there for no reason.

and now our tic is some he-female. who is like so bloody boring that i can't even remember her name after like 2 months. and what's worse, she reminds me of susan lim. like ewwwww?

ohh, and i now officially hate stnicks. so sue me, i never liked school.
you know what,
the idiot school conducted a spot-check for the sec threes on monday.
and it was disastrous, in my opinion.
firstly, the form teachers were made to check twice, just because mrs stupid-ass goh forgot.
then, after i passed [barely] twice, some fucktard called gurong or whatever her name's spelling is,
checked again.

so basically, we had like three spot-checks.
and you know what?!
i fucking failed the last one. like what the fuck.
gurong was like "go and buy a new pair of socks. your socks are not even covering your ankle bone."
hello? like who even cares about socks? nobody looks at socks to find out what school you're from anyways. so the rule about making us wear sng socks with the sng part showing is like totally useless and pointless and crappy.
plus the school socks are just plain suckish in quality?
you wear a few times and then the elastic dies off.
so my socks droop around my ankles.
and then you wear a few more times then got hole already.

the shit-asses. i bet they made up this rule just so they can earn money from the sale of socks lahh please.
and xinyi adds:
they ARE ankle socks, so they're like supposed to be at the ankle length.

so instead of going to the spec stand to buy retarded sng socks,
i sneaked off.
to the library toilet.
ha. i am not, on my life, going to buy socks just because a retarded fat-ass told me to.
so there. i hope you finally learn about this on your deathbed.
and by then, you can't do anything about it.
so you'll be unable to rest in peace, turning cartwheels in your grave while i dance the tango above.
AHAHAHAHAHAHahahahaha.......

andand i also think the pinafore rule is stupid.
i bet half the school doesn't even know we have a pinafore rule, for bloody god's sake.
i asked lee ruo-ning why we have to wear our pinafores after recess anyway.
and she couldn't give me any good reason.
so what does that tell you about the stupidity of our school rules?

and i wrote STFU on my left wrist just now for some weird reason.
i was like toying with the idea of raising my hand during the q and a session
just to see what their reaction was.
but the principal was like standing damn near.
so i didn't. ahh well, too bad.
i would have caused a revolution...

ahh sian. im like damn tired.
still got alot to complain about lahh can
but im like falling asleep in my chair in the library.

blahs.
just remember: STNICKS IS SHIT. remember that.

2009-02-04T19:47:00.002+08:00

well. just felt like posting stuff today.

and anyways,
does anybody want to collaborate on fanfiction with me?!!
i feel like writing crack fics ^^
shall go post my yuu kanda cap essay on fanfiction.net for fun.

haix. hate school.
this week was suckish. last week too, for that matter.
so much bloody homework!
plus got tests and graded shyts and coursework and crap.
bleahh-_-

oh. OHHH!
did i post about trace cyrus?
*scrolls down to check*
apparantly not.
but whatever, he's like super retarded and funny!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EpU78IeTx_c
go watch it. like now.
the guy with all the piercings and tattoos is trace cyrus!
and go read the comments too.
actually got people think he shuai lahh ohmyfking god.
plus to make it worse, he's miley cyrus' brother. ugh.
i HATE miley cyrus. she's fat, she's ugly, and she cant sing. (so there ah-lotte! lmaos)
oh yeah. just so you realise, i hate fat celebrities.

or else i say their fat if i dont like them. so either way, fat celebrities are so bleahh.

omg. trace cyrus is so retarded, isn't he?! he is, right?! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! roflmaos :3
i mean, who pierces his... face above his upper lip?!
and he didnt pierce it once, he did it twice.
like ohmycrap lahh. frigging funnaye.
and did you notice he pierced it in the exact same position his tusks would be if he were an elephant or a walrus?!
OH. MY. GOD.
*dies of laughter and is resurrected by some kind soul*

ohh, and those people who actually really seriously think trace cyrus is cute,
here's a note:

ATTENTION ATTENTION!
TRACE CYRUS IS ALREADY TAKEN!
BY TLT [i shall not put her name or she'll kill me when she finds out :x but you can figure it out]
she shall be otherwise known as trace cyrus' wife, or trace tai tai.

and then once we heard this stoopid ambulance-like sound
but it was damn soft lahh, not like the real ambulances.
and then the both of us were like

"ohmygod! imagine trace cyrus doing that!"

and we both laughed till we cried. ohmyfreakinggod lorr!
i miss sitting next to her~ T_T
but zhens' nice too lahh, i guess.

haix. im tired. go sleep liao bahh.
buhbyes all~

2009-01-31T00:11:00.002+08:00

aaaaahhhh.
for the first time in my life, i ate pork chops without ANY cutlery.
it was super fun ^^

its now like around 12+
but i dont feel like sleeping D:
cos i fell asleep after dinner and only woke up at around 11.30 :x
and then i ate. porkchops. lmaos!

i think im like the reincarnation of a nocturnal pig, or something. ROFLMAO.

and im like super stuck on this retarded manga called kuroshit somethingsomething.
its about this butler person who's like bloody pro at everything.
and renee says that he's apparantly a demon. bleahh.
and his "young master" is super cute too :D
i think he looks like zero~

2009-01-30T18:37:00.002+08:00

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHhhhhhhhh!
i want a ds... T_T
vampire knight ds is out~ and i cant play it cause it doesnt work on psps-_-
sians lahh. then maple got ds version somemore. hmph.

and CAP APPLICATION IS FINALLY OVER! YAAAY!
i can finally on the comp without typing some essay shyt.
im so happy :D
but i dont think i will get accepted, though. oh well.
i just wanted the hostel stay anyways.

errrs. dinner now. shall post later again.

2009-01-24T18:56:00.003+08:00

awww. i feel guilty for not updating :x
but whatever.
im like bored out of my wits.
so yeah, first things first.

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR! YAAAAAAAAAAAY!
*jumps around the room like a hyperactive monkey high on sugar*
omg. i cant wait for my angbaolui :DDD

but I HATE CHINESE NEW YEAR SONGS.
dont ask me why, i just think they're damn annoying and shitty.
like everytime i hear one song i feel like pointing my middle finger at the bloody speaker and screaming the f-word-_-
and i cant believe stoopid stnicks actually played bloody cny songs in the morning.
the first time it occured i screamed. like seriously screamed screamed. wtf?!
i do not scream without reason. usually, at least.
but it was seriously retarded.
and the sound system was like damn screwed up, so the bloody gongxi gongxi ended up blasting in my freakin class. i was so pissed off. bloody hell.

oh, another thing.
i watched that ghost thingy movie directed by kelvin tong during the holidays.
i think it's called men in white, or something. i have no real idea :/
and i was guai-ly doing my math homework just now,
when this image of some actor-ghost-guy wailing "laosai! laosai!" suddenly invaded my brain.
like what the crap?!
so i laughed so hard that i fell off my freakin chair.
following that, i continued like yelling "laosai!" at random intervals while rolling on the floor laughing hysterically. roflmao. literally.
i really amaze myself sometimes.
i shall somehow find that image and post it here. someday.
but dont wait for it. (:

erms...
and sorry renee for emo-ing on you.
and thank you tingyuan for the wonderfully cute colour pencils and chocolate biscuit thingies. you rawk :D

andand,
im still obsessed with kanda *MUGEN! fangirls away~*
and leejunki *AAHHHHH! iljimae was freakin cool!*
since they're so cute and all.
which brings me back to the big question mark in my head asking me why korea insists on making such retarded tv shows about "sassy" girls.
ewwwwwww. i happen to NOT-like the cuteness they apparantly feature.

ohh, and im facinated with the concept/thoery of anti-matter.
dont you think it rawks?!
all the cheem-sounding words!

and me and jians and qings and mary and thengs went out for cip/fun sometime last week (i think)
and then we went to ler theng's house.
it was bloody fun. need i say more?
btw, I WANT MY GUMMY! BOO!
ahahahahahaha

oh crap. i just remembered. ler theng as a video of me acting stupid.
aaahhh shyt! im so freaking dead. i hope she doesnt post it on youtube, or something.
why did i even eat that much chocolate anyway? oh, my crapcrappycrapcrap...
uhh, sorry lertheng for trashing your room :x
and i didnt do anything to you blanket, chillax. im not that disgusting.

umms. ok i think im done.
enjoy my random craps! ^^

LAOSAI!~ AHAHAHAHAHA.

2009-01-14T16:31:00.002+08:00

whatthecrap.
my blog is like super dead-_-
i cant believe still got people actually wait faithfully for updates. like you, jians-_-

and besides, there's absolutely nothing to post about.
other than random craps...
OH YA! RANDOM CRAPS! i keep forgetting.....

yepp but anyways, my top three favourite words NOW SO FAR are:

1. ANGKONGKIA. ohmybloodygosh, its such a freakin nice word to say ^^ and its so hilarious! like i think i'll laugh hysterically if someone walks up to me and says "yo angkongkia" or something. so thank you XINYI, for teaching me about it, and LERTHENG, for reminding me about it. :D

2. MONKEY. like that seriously became my favourite swear word not long ago. i have no idea why. o.O should be cause mangkali monkey sounds nice bahh :3

3. MANURE! like this is seriously all alyssa's fault. we were in the same group for the grammar challenge thingo, and she kept making me laugh with all her manure craps. so now im like stuck on manure, if you can even get stuck on a word :/

oh yeah. and me and hans met this group of retarded pierce people yesterday while walking home,
and they were like calling us, but we didn't realise it.
and then when we realised that that guy with the gay-sounding voice was calling us,
we turned around and he asked if one of the girls was pretty-_-
whatthecrap lahh.

oh, and we met long-er on the way. super funny! need i say more? ROFLMAO

speaking of long-er.... we named like this new library teacher BANANA WOMAN.
i hate her. bleahh. otherwise known as: jiao-er.
you know, as in xiangjiao, banana?
ohmycrap, i hate explaining shyts.
oh, and the library auntie, or as she would like to be known, MS Lai, is now lai-er!
brilliant, ain't it? AHAHAHAHA

oh and im super obsessed with:

1. KANDA! OMGOMGOMG HE'S FREAKIN FUNNAYE! and he looks gay too :D and he reminds me of renee!

2. LEE JUNKI! he's not handsome, he's cute :D which makes all the difference. oh i love iljimae.....

3. still obsessed with zero, of course. i mean, HE'S LIKE A THOUSAND TIMES PRETTIER THAN YUUKI FOR GOD'S SAKE. YUUKI SUCKS. *bashes her up with a baseball bat and laughs maniacally* and zero's like muchmuch nicer than kaname too :DDD

haix. shall go watch iljimae now. buhbyes!
you should be happy i finally posted. :/

2008-12-26T14:49:00.002+08:00

OHMYFKINGGOD
I AM GOING TO 3HOPE.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

im like separated from all my close friends T_T

2008-12-25T20:37:00.002+08:00

lawls.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!
cant believe im still posting-_-

but anyways.
just came back from ntuc.
and once again, i displayed my immatureness in public.
cos we were like super bored,
and there was this barbie diamond castle display
with all those stoopid singing dolls sticking their hands out
so....
we went around pressing their hands and making them sing.

ROFLMAO!
it was freakin funny!
the barbies were like going "i feel connected-nected-nected~"
ahahahaha!
and then we pressed them one by one
so they sounded like sort of staggered.
like kinda echoing.

and then we just like fell about laughing like shyt
omg. i just astound you with my retardedness right?
nevermind. i love you anyway.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

2008-12-22T13:37:00.003+08:00

hahahaha!
finally posting again.

anyways,
im like SO SUPER STUCK on this pet society crap game,
cos its SO FREAKIN CUTE ^^
and i know i sweared that facebook was lame and that i'll never join it etc
but who cares? i love my pet :D

andand I WANNA GO TO THE FALL OUT BOY CONCERT!
lawls. am i being random again?!
bleahh. shant give a damn :/
dont mind me (:

i miss japan.
boo~ singkahpore is too bloody hot. even in december-_-

haix.
randomness prevails despite my best efforts.
too bad for you, then. AHAHAHAHA!
ohmybloodygod.
right here, as you can clearly see, lies char's previously unseen sadistic streak. lmao!

buhbyes.

2008-12-19T23:41:00.004+08:00

kae back.
my sister's gone. good for her.

hmm.. what shall i post? :/
oh yeah.

thank you:

XINYI for my super belated birthday present
PEPS for the death note and sticker thingo and the incense stuff
GUYS for the gemini necklace and crap
CHLOE for the skirt (even if i probably wont wear it)

anyways, me and xinyi went to watch the "sneak preview" of twilight last wednesday

i dont get it! why do they call it a sneak preview?! its so like idiotic lahh-_-

typical of twilight :3

and i know i might be insulting the tastes of half the females over 12 but

I THINK BOTH BELLA AND EDWARD SUCK

ahahahaha

and the funny thing is,

right after this supposedly "animalistic" kissing scene,

when the camera zoomed in on bella's face,

i said "sucker"

like really loudly. ohmygod.

and then xinyi was like whacking me and forcing me to watch all the stoopid mushy romantic crap

but the part where james and co. walk towards the cullens rawked though (:

i mean, can you imagine!?

after this "intense" and "passionate" kissing scene

the whole audience is silent.

and some idiot actually scolded bella sucker.

like so hilarious lahh roflmao!

well, done laughing.

goodbye, nice guys who actually stop and read what crap i posted.

btw, i have no idea what i did to make the stupid post like double spacing.

2008-12-19T23:37:00.001+08:00

wow.
long time no post sia.
but nevermind.

anyways, im like hooked on this game--
ok my retard sister's like invading my privacy-_-

2008-12-11T12:40:00.004+08:00

ahahahahahaha!
people, go play this game.
its supersuper funny! :DDD

looklooklook!

roflmao!
http://www.agame.com/game/Elliv-Island.html

2008-12-09T17:59:00.003+08:00

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH~

I WON THE BLOODY INDIVIDUAL JUMPING SHYT! :DDD

GRATZ ME EVERYONE^^

and btw,
YES IM IN FREAKIN JAPAN.
WE JUST MANAGED TO SMUG A LAPTOP ALONG.
but its freaking laggy though :/

*screams somemore while jumping up and down like an idiot*

2008-11-26T11:32:00.003+08:00

ahahahaha~
damn long since i last posted =x
but whatever.

anyways,
XINYI'S BACK! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! :DDDDDD
i missed you! lmao!

omg. am i highing?!
i didnt high since like, a freakin long time. which is kinda unbelievable.
ok so.....

#1.
from last saturday onwards, i shall forever not-like rainbows.
cos i was at the bishan active place with my cousins,
and we saw a double rainbow.
AND I FELL. AGAIN. WTF.

#2.
my stupidity knows no bounds. like seriously man. it was so damn shyt.
cos my mother brought one of those holiday course brochures home,
and the price was stated as-
$35 (m) / $45 (nm)
as retarded as i am, i retardedly thought that (m) stood for male, and (nm) for non-male.
ha. ha. ha-_-
and THEN, i retardedly had to go tell my mother.

#3.
which led to her trying to demonstrate my stupidness.
like for instance, copying the way i walk.
in her opinion, i walk like a circus clown. which i dont, btw-_-
so she goes around, sort of swinging her arms and legs and hair like a drunken monkey.
and she insists that i walk like that. yeah right, man. I DO NOT, for god's sake.

#4.
omgomgomgomg!
my new favourite show is teen titans!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAY! ^^

#5.
no offence meant whatsoever to any peranakan people,
but i saw that little nyonya show yesterday.
AND I FREAKED OUT OVER THE STOOPID BUTTERFLY-WING-CRUSHING!
ombg! did you see?!
it was like, so supremely horrible!
they spread some paste thingy on banana leaves
and then they put like idk, some butterfly wings on the leaves
AND THEN THEY CRUSHED IT.
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.
im like goosebumping just thinking about it :/
my mother says its for making kuehs or something.
and then i was like
I DONT EVER WANT TO EAT KUEHS EVER. like seriously. *shudders*

ok done!

2008-11-21T13:13:00.002+08:00

woots~
100th post! :D

but anyways. im frrreakin BORED.
and i cant even play maple cause of the stoopid pirate thingy.

WTFH LAHH SO IDIOT THE BLOODY PIRATE CLASS IS JUST COPY THIEF NIA MAHH THEN MAKE THE WHOLE SERVER LAG LIKE SHYT THEN I WANT PATCH ALSO CANNOT FKFKFKFKFKFK!

ok. ranting done for the day! :3

and me and qingwen went out to play yesterday!
and jians arh, before you say we leave you out, we bought your bloody birthday present. SO THERE. ha.

and my comp's stupid mouse isnt working.
which sucks cause i like have to use the idiot lappie pad thing.
and its so retarded.

AND IM SOOOOOO SUPREMELY BORED~~~
haix.

2008-11-16T21:53:00.003+08:00

renee you toot-_-

what put up for auction

what can sell for 20mil

you idiot =.=lll

2008-11-16T20:17:00.003+08:00

lmao!
went downstairs to play badminton just now.
bloody freakin funnaye lahh! :D

cause the stoopid shuttlecock got stuck in the bushes.
and the bushes were like upstairs, mind you.

so me and charlotte and emily went up and tried to hit the bush with our badminton rackets, in hopes of the shuttlecock falling out.
but nooooooo, the retarded thing just had to stay resolutely on the bush.

after like a thousand repeated attempts, we decided to give up.
but then, we changed our minds and went downstairs again. with an umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh.
lawl that was lame :/

but anyways, it worked this time cause we brought a tall person along.
and i just basically lmao-ed without helping at all.

so in the end we still managed to get the damned thing back, but it was more for the entertaintment factor that we even tried in the first place anyway. =x

so, the moral of the story is:
when you play badminton, always bring along with you a tall person and an umbrella in addition to rackets and shuttlecocks and stuff.

2008-11-14T20:15:00.002+08:00

lawl! i still cant believe it lahh so freakin idiot.
some lvl 57 sin managed to die at BOOGIE.
ombg lahh can!
ahahahahahahahahaha!

2008-11-14T16:18:00.002+08:00

haix.

ask us go back school for what-_-
just be audience nia.

but anyways.
some retard invited alot of other school prefectorial people to our 2nd student council thingy.
and WE TOTALLY LOST ALL OUR FACE LAHH CAN
ombg.

so embarrassing-_-
nevermind. shant talk more about it.
oh, the shame~

andand THANKYOU JIANS AND QINGWEN FOR MY C THINGY :D
im wearing it now^^

2008-11-14T15:36:00.002+08:00

koped from jun and piggy! :D

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
er. whats a screen name? o.O

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. im healthy? relatively, i guess.
2. im still growing ^^
3. not overweight x3

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. shortness-_-
2. colouring. like wtf?!
3. longer arms and legs than average, cause it reminds me of being a spider. bleah.

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. cheena kia
2. cantonese, even though i cant speak a word of it :/
3. pure singaporean chinese

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. BUTTERFLIES. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG! and moths too, for that matter.
2. horror movies?!
3. err.... idk liao lehh =x

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. handphone. duhhhh.
2. sugary sweets!
3. milk + milo powder x3

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING NOW:
1. necklace thingy that jians and qingwen gave me for my damn belated birthday present
2. my melody shirt o.O
3. black shorts?!

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. my chemical romance
2. panic! at the disco
3. boys like girls
lawl. still got alot lehh...

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS (RIGHT NOW):
1. i don't care - fall out boy
2. summer hair=forever young - the academy is...
3. you're gonna go far, kid - the offspring
omg so frrreakin funnaye lahh the third song lmao

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. im not looking for a relationship-_-
2. im never EVER gonna fall in love, get married and give birth.
3. SO THERE^^

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. their height. walao eh why they can be so tall so irritating bleahbleahbleahbleahBLEAH
2. strongness?
3. erm. muscles?

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. eating
2. sleeping
3. having fun?!
omg i sound so piggish. lawl.

THREE THINGS YOU NEED TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. JOB MY CAUSE!!!
2. do my holiday homework?!
3. no idea. i feel so priviledged to be so responsibility free~

THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING/YOU’VE CONSIDERED:
1. zoo keeper. when i was like in primary three. dont ask, please.
2. traffic light repairman.
3. mosquito exterminator.
bloody hell. freak you, charmaine. my ambitions seem so..... weird.

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. JAPAN.
2. CANADA.
3. GOLD COAST.
ombg look the theme parks :DDDDDDD

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. visit every theme park in exsistence
2. become a registered billionaire
3. at least have one third job character in msea.

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. hello? blind much?
2. stnicker. bleah.
3. its not wrong for me to wear skirts.

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE NOT STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. total paikia-ism
2. hates skirts and shoes other than sneakers and flipflops!
3. strongly dislikes pink

2008-11-10T13:39:00.002+08:00

bleah. subject combi sucks.
SOMEBODY TELL, NO TEACH ME HOW TO APPEAL!!!

ok. on to the retarded stuff ^^

#1.
chris broke his bloody leg. haix.
so now i have to spend long hours at the bloody hospital.
and i sprained my wrist too, which sucks.
so irritating lahh can?!
ttsh is SO FRRRREAKIN BORING!!! like seriously nothing to do there!!!
bloody freaking hell lahh crap.
and i have to push him around too.
in a freakin WHEELCHAIR. omg lahh-_-"

#2.
i watched hsm3.
it sucked lahh can-_-
like seriously stinko liddat.
it was supremely retarded. i mean, how can people randomly sing and dance in the middle of the road with cars stopping for them? so idiot lahh can =.=

#3.
andand jians and me went out last friday to buy qingwen's belated birthday present!
we walked all around j8 and novena lahh.
we discovered that velocity is the bloody best place to go if you want to buy sports bras and other more *ahem* stuff that jianjian will be happy to name.

#4.
XINYI DONT GO~~~ T_T
ok im being retarded-_-
but dont forget my VERY belated present horr! :D
i'll miss you!
and i cant wait to receive my present!!!

#5.
spammed anime.
ALLEN WALKER IS BLOODY CUTE LAHH!
omgomgomg^^
*screams*

ok nevermind.
im done! x3

2008-11-05T10:45:00.002+08:00

lalala~
an interesting conversation-

mother: you're not supposed to sleep with your handphone near your head, you know.

me: why?

mother: cause of the radiation. thats what your xiaogu says.

me: wow. maybe i'll mutate! then i'll have a super brain!

mother: you think you ninja turtle arh?!

me: [ROFLMAO] i was thinking more like the x-men, but that was a really good joke.

besides the random retardedness, i would like to say jiayous to

mr barrack obama!
the x-men!
小威力! :D

aaaaaand say boo to

mr john mccain
teenage mutant ninja turtles
britney

2008-11-03T12:05:00.002+08:00

im posting alot today o.O
but anyways.

JIAYOUS OBAMA~
BRING CHANGE TO AMERICA AND IMPROVE OUR GLOBAL ECONOMIC SITUATION OK?!

lalalala~
i LOVE halloween, even if its already over.
the candy RAWKS and boo-ing people is just so damn fun! x3

and also, some bad news D:
ahem, people
charmaine is officially stuck on britney's womaniser!
hooray!-_-
i have absolutely no idea why this happened.
though its probably because of mtv. grrrreat.
and DO NOT LAUGH YOU RETARD ASSHOLE I CAN HEAR YOU!

done :D

2008-11-03T11:52:00.002+08:00

more quizzes :D

You Are 80% Hyper

You have an energy unlike any other. You're full of pep.

People wonder how you are able to get so much done. You love to keep busy.

It's likely that you're very physically active as well. You have a lot of physical endurance.

You are also quite outgoing. You're quick to start up a conversation and make friends.

You have the drive, confidence, and motivation to take you far in life.

While you may tire some people out, someone else is always looking to feed off your energy.

How Hyper Are You?

wow. i didnt even realise i was THAT hyper.
but idk about the "physical endurance" part. cause i suck at long-distance running.
andand is it even possible to "feed off" someones energy?!
like vampire liddat-_-

What Your Cute Monster Says About You

You're the type of person who stands out in a crowd, even when you're trying to blend in.

You are honest in your character and appearance. You don't pretend to be someone else.

Your inner demon is sorrow. You tend to get depressed easily.

People think you're cute because you're rebellious. Your uniqueness is charming.

The Cute Monster Test

ok. this is seriously damn toot.
huijun go do this quiz lehh i want see~

What Your Love of M&M's Says About You

You are energetic and full of inspiration.

You never slow down, and you're constantly leaving people and ideas behind.

You are a true visionary. You are constantly thinking about the future.

You love living, and you stay flexible. You're open to going wherever life takes you.

What Does Your Favorite Candy Say About You?

what does "visionary" mean?
it reminds me of ultraman.
you know, vision? the stoopid eye mask thingy?
ok nevermind-_-

2008-11-03T11:46:00.002+08:00

koped from HUIJUN :D

You Are 7 Up

Understated and subtle, people warm up to you slowly.

But once they're hooked, they can't imagine going back to anyone else!

Your best soda match: Diet Coke

Stay away from: Mountain Dew

What Kind of Soda Are You?

wow. like how unaccurate is that-_-

Your Gemstone Says...

You are simply joyful. You find it easy to have peace of mind.

You tend to think positive thoughts. It's easy to control where your mind goes.

You have great mental powers and self discipline.

You are able to dream big. You definitely aren't afraid of failure.

The Gemstone Test

um, ok...
they make it seem like im such a bimbo :/

2008-10-30T17:50:00.004+08:00

lalalalala~
just watched a bunch of mmvs (:
frrrrrreakin funnaye, man :DDD

anyways, does anybody know wth is BannedStory? o.O
from what i gather, its some kind of maple-stimulation program or something :/
im too bloody curious for my own good-_-
but still.
I WAN GO MAKE MMV!!~ :DDDDDDDD
roflmao

haix. in chris's house now.
his neighbours have guests.
AND ITS BLOODY LOUD! and also damn annoying
cause all of them are supposedly angmohs.
and then just now when we went over to play this woman kept asking whether i was mixed. blood, that is.
and the retarded thing was,
I COULDNT EVEN UNDERSTAND WTF SHE SAID CAUSE OF HER BLOODY ACCENT!
i think shes french, or something o.O no offence meant =x
i only understood when she repeated what she said in french and someone translated -_-
and then obviously, i said no.

i bet xinyi has the same problem :/
since she has abnormal-coloured hair too^^
and abnormally-pale-for-asians-coloured skin.
i told christine [as in chris's sister, not the 2truth one]
and apparantly, looking like a mixed-blood is actually a good thing.
which doesnt even make any sense to me =.=lll
i mean, why should it be a good thing?!
it sucks to have people stop you while out or whatever and ask where your parents are from.
just because you have funny-coloured hair-_-"
bleah. i hate my hair.

so unlucky lahh, talk to hanwen about the mixed-blood thing
then really happened again.
haix. i dowan talk to you lerr hanwen D:

2008-10-29T16:39:00.002+08:00

haix.
i still hate the bloody handguards.
but still. im so freaking BORED~

anyways, i finally returned to my original form of a human being after bathing. and im SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOREEEEEEEED.
so now what do i do?

and go away, charlotte.
and stop being a busybody.

2008-10-28T16:08:00.003+08:00

you know what?
i swear my mother's insane. like seriously.
she made me bathe in lemonjuice-infused water.
and now i smell like dishwashing liquid. which is really, totally, seriously and absolutely fantastic. IF you happen to love smelling like a lemon-scented dishwashing person. and i dont, which really, totally, seriously and absolutely SUCKS.

but fortunately for me,
CHRIS GOT IT FROM HIS MOTHER TOO^^
please excuse me while i roflmao.

*ahem*
apparantly, it was his mothers idea :/
cause lemon juice supposedly has bleaching properties to make your skin look whiter, or something along the lines of that o.O
i guess for some people, the extreme pursuit of beauty extends to their poor innocent children too. poor innocent children, *sniffs* D:

so the next time you see me, i wont be surprised if you mistake me for a ghost. if the lemonjuice thingy actually works, that is, which i doubt it would =x

but still. i have been utterly disgraced.
so sue me if some retard who mentioned to his mother that lemonjuice can be used as a skin-whitening thingy turns up dead, and his death is classified as UNNATURAL.

meanwhile, let me mope miserably in my room, trying and failing to stop smelling like a charmaine-sized walking lemon.

2008-10-25T12:29:00.003+08:00

haix. shall i take c1a or c3?
or should i go appeal for triple science?
i like seriously have absolutely no idea-_-
so now what do i do.
like if they didnt offer me the bloody c1a i think my life would have been muchmuchMUCH easier :/

andand im still damn pissed about the handguard thing.
its like so retarded?!
we have ALWAYS been relatively ok WITHOUT ANY guards.
and then the bloody idiots come and tell us this is the freaking new rule.
yeah right, like i care lorr.
i mean seriously, how can wearing handguards prevent us from getting injured?
we seldom hurt our hands anyway, usually we tio leg injury=.=
and you know whats the really retarded thing?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
wenwei fell hands down.
AND HE SPRAINED HIS WRIST BECAUSE OF THE BLOODY PLASTIC THINGY IN FRONT OF THE HANDGUARD.
like wtf?
if he didnt wear handguards then at most only tio scrape and impact burn nia.
then now sprain, and he still got school D:
walao eh the idiots.

another thing is, are the guides cookies safe? =x
cause i read the newspaper today, and khong guan was the latest in the melamine food scare thingy.
and the guides cookies are khong guan-made.
lmao lahh, thursday me and renee were still like eating.
and she told me "aiya khong guan malaysia de lahh never mind one"
and then now khong guan also tio-_-"

haix.
poor wenwei T_T
stoopid subject combinations DDD:

2008-10-24T10:53:00.002+08:00

bleah.
piggy just woke me up.
i want sleep~ T_T

omg i still cant believe i got into c1a-_- just that its ec nia what lol
so useless lahh, i dont even want that option.
i shall opt for b4 :D and kill myself studying

aaaaaaand i managed to get renee to play maple with me yesterday!^^
ahahaha im like so damn bloody pro can?!

ok fine whatever :/

2008-10-22T11:28:00.002+08:00

wow. why did i post that for? o.O
oh yeah. for linjian. u suck man.

my chair post sounds like its written by a kindergarden kid with an overactive imagination. who also failed english.
im suffering from age regression syndrome-_-

anyways, please take note that:
this is a work of fiction. names, characters, places, and incidents either are the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblence to actual persons, living or dead, business establishments, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.

andand, more random shyts:

is shakespeare GAY? as in the oldold die already that shakespeare. cause i read this non-fic book about him in the library, and thats what the author suspects. and the bloody thing got stuck in my head. wth.
the internet and the air-con are the best inventions ever in the history of civilization!^^
pink is bloody funny. go watch her so what music video. lmao :D
i still support obama. GO OBAMA! YOU RAWK MAN!
i cant get that 妙手铁厨 advertisement song out of my head! and the stoopid thing is, i cant hear the lyrics, so idk whats the title of the bloody song! like so pissing lahh can bleahbleahbleahbleahbleah
im STILL obsessed with that stoopid chinese show.
im seriously BORED. and ticklish. so dont tickle me :/

lalalala~ i wanna go genting! T_T

2008-10-22T11:12:00.002+08:00

JIANJIAN U IDIOT!
YOU GO MAKE YOUR BLOODY BLOG PRIVATE FOR WHAT!?!
ok fine whatever-_-

chair post :D
i have a chair in my room. it is green in colour and very comfortable to sit on. my chair is made of wood. i sit on it every day when i am watching television, reading or slacking. i love my chair very much, therefore i named it "charlie". sometimes, i dream of charlie waking up and flying with me to the moon. we have lots of fun playing hopscotch there. when i save enough money, i shall buy charlie a cushion. then, i can enjoy myself more while sitting on it. my mother says that sitting too much is not good for you as you will become fat, but i do not care because i am not fat. anyway, sitting on charlie makes me feel very high, so i shall continue.

~THE END~

2008-10-21T12:25:00.002+08:00

TRANSLATION IS BORING.
i think i said that like 5 times?
but at least i get to use the comp, i guess.

sexuality education SUCKED lahh can.
like what "i love you, so doing it ok." and "do you respect me?"
roflmao lahh

im bored-_- so now what do i do.
WENYAN STOP TICKLING ME

andand i think EDWARD IN THE MOVIE IS UGLY.
like seriously.
his face seems so... angular to me. like so lumpy liddat lahh! o.O
and his hair colour is SO OFF. isnt he supposed to like have bronze hair? the movie version is like dirty blonde?! :/
stoopid edward. and stoopid bella too.
like xinyi says, her voice so damn low can?!
like deeper then edward. so retarded-_-
and shes so fat and ugly and bushy-haired hmph.

jacob looks nicer than edward lahh. AND hes a native=.= hes not black lorr xinyi
anyways, ROBERT PATTISON SUCKS AS EDWARD IN TWILIGHT.
and kristen durst too.

the whole movie sucks. bleah.
so different from the book.

haix. i spent the first half of the bloody translation finding a new mmorpg to play =x
all like so similar to maple lorr. so i shall continue mapling, i guess >.<
im so bored~
bleah, another translation crap-shyt to do
GOOGLE RAWKS MAN!

2008-10-20T16:41:00.002+08:00

lol. xinyi just went home.
aaaaand we watched winx club! in italian!
ahahahaha~
it was like so bloody funny! and the graphics were like so shyt lahh can.
but anyways, there is most probably gonna be another season.
idk whether i should cheer or give a diao face

and then, we played 2 extremely dry games of california barbie uno, which i won. BOTH. *evil laughter*
andand we spent like 20 minutes[?] on the guitar, leading to the discovery that we both suck-_- at the guitar, that is

then we went to play maple-_- again. i get the idea that we're freaking predictable.
but anyways, we used dunno whose account to mcpq.
so laokui lahh two sins lose to two mages. like wtf?
somemore the char we playing was like a lvl50 sin=.=lll

but whatever. apparantly, that "hacker" of hers wants her to apologise before returning her her items.
we were like, wtfh lahh, whats his problem.
cause its like no matter which angle i look at it from, i still think hes the hacker. and i also get the impression that he doesnt want to return her items. so now what.

so our actual plan was to like two-face abit then get her stuff back, then once she got back her stuff, call him bad word and offline lmao

but THEN, she changed her mind. so now i guess she shant care about the bloody widam. but i still think seeing his wrath when he realise we two-face him would be damn funny^^

lalala~ as for linjian's chair post, i shall think about it later :D
@moe.edu.sg~
lmao

2008-10-19T15:19:00.002+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE, belated or early or otherwise :x

qingwennnnn~
MYrenee(:
MYhuijun(:
peps^^
jians :D

lalala~
anyways, i cut my hair just now.
i look horrendous and retarded, but who cares?^^
cause the hair-cutting auntie cockeye de, so my hair looks lopsided.

wait a minute, it IS lopsided-_-
and short.
but whatever. hair grows, right? :D
i shant care that i look like a clown :/

ONLY 2 MORE DAYS OF SCHOOL!!!!!! x3

2008-10-17T12:17:00.002+08:00

AAAAHHHHH~
RENEE'S ADDICTED TO NEOPETS!
like wth-_-
i shall go play neopets too^^ cos maple is borrrrrring nowadays.

anyways, translation is bloody boring.
i think i said that like 3 times?! o.O
ok fine whatever. huijun wants me to quote her zzz

jun: im having a funny thing today!
me: huh? are you like high?
jun: you type crap-shyt in your blog man
me: err... ok-_-"

huijun's acting like a retard.
omg. am i like that when i 自high?!
nope i dont think so x3

ombg i cant believe im playing neopets again-_-
if i kena addicted, RENEE ITS YOUR FAULT AND YOU HAVE TO PAY THE CONSEQUENCES.
so there :D

2008-10-16T16:55:00.004+08:00

ok. lets see.
im kinda ponning cca =x
as in, the whole chinese group is watching bloody death note II inside the media room.
i mean, i know L rawks, one can only stare at a character for so long-_-

anyways, today was a crappy day.
translation was like BLOODY BORING bleah
and 2truth was SOOOOOOO lucky to get chosen to kena filmed for some stoopid moe shyt-_-"

me and barbara kept like sneaking onto the internet to find wallpapers.
and this retarded teacher kept walking around the room filming us doing our work.
we ended up changing our comp's wallpaper 5 freaking times.

and you know what?!
the teacher with the camera swept past us like 3 times.
and each time, our comp had a different wallpaper
SO BLOODY FUNNY LAHH :D

LELOUCH IS BLOODY CUTE :DDDDDDD

AND I CREATED A SONG^^
it goes like:
@moe.edu.sg~
@moe.edu.sg~
@moe.edu.moe.edu
@moe.edu.sg! [.sg!]

you actually have to say out the dots and the @ and stuff =x
its lame, but extremely heeelarious and boredom-killing x3
its sung to the tune of if youre happy and you know it clap your hands lmao

oh yeah.
im officially in charge of spade.
which totally rawks :D
and i might be getting married-_- on maple, that is.
roflmao^^

something random.

2008-10-16T12:58:00.005+08:00

im bloody bored T_T
in comp lab 3 now during break.
translation is SO SUPER SIAN CAN?

anyways, some random shyts:

i just realised that i drink A LOT of milk. and milo powder. o.O
I WANNA LIVE IN THE ERA OF THE BLACK PRESIDENT! and therefore i shall support obama :D
popcorn is the most amusing snack ever, especially when you overload the popcorn machine^^
beautiful girls by sean kingston is the most horrendous song ever broadcasted on 98.7fm, followed by akon's lonely. no offence meant whatsoever :x
american's talent is appallingly hilarious lmao
im obsessed with a stoopid chinese period drama which i shall not name to spare my embarrassment-_-
being a mosquito exterminator is actually pretty profitable O.o i checked, ok?
i hate the word "gobsmacked" but the phrase "criminal mastermind" rawks x3
there actually is a difference between translation and interpretation like wth?!
i cant stand both peanut butter and kaya, for some reason.

ok, done with the randomness^^

2008-10-10T17:34:00.002+08:00

games carnival sucked.
it was like bloody retarded lahh-_-

#1. it was bloody hot.
and i got sunburned. again. bleah. so shyt lahh can?!

#2. i became a casualty.
like what is it with me and the games carnival?! i sprained my bloody wrist last year in table-tennis=.=
then its like this year i kena hit by that fking idiotic woman with only 2 words in her name TWICE?! bloody hell lahh, like whats her problem? like if you hit someones leg instead of the ball you will like know right?!?! i mean, my leg and the bloody ball got a bloody big difference lahh can zzz then she was like so bloody despo to win liddat hit until ball crack sia wtf. the bloody ball cracked. can you imagine how hard she whack the ball?! bloody fk lahh. we were like screaming at her to stop and change the ball then she like just ignored all of us and continued whacking like shyt liddat somemore hit me TWO TIMES. wtf is her problem lahh?!

then the ball went inside the net and THEN the umpire said stop and we lost the bloody match-_- ok, fine, lose then lose lahh, but hit me so hard must at least say sorry right? bloody hell lahh.

#3. susan lim SUCKED.
like the games carnival shyt is held every year and apparantly susu's in charge of it. and like, shouldnt she know by now that her time management skills suck?!
like on the paper they put the dismissal time as 1.00.
the actual time the carnival thingy ended was 1.45.
and then somemore still got what new cip form crap shyt-_-"

heng me and jun smart, tell gerrain wong we got tuition at 2.30 then escape go home lorr (:
but the thing still dragged for a damn long time.

anws, I HATE STNICS! DDDDDD:

2008-10-09T17:27:00.002+08:00

we had like half a day of "reflection" today.
it was bloody shyt lahh can?!-_-

there was this bunch of people/priests/idk wad
and then they kept talking crap about what must believe in god and stuff.
andand that father simon person was like telling us ghost stories.
then the ghost stories not scary at all the lorr :/
like what every morning 6am got one girl sitting on the pump in some hotel swimming pool
and what one boy wearing sji uniform running around and saying how are you to people

bleah. so retarded lahh.

then got alot of singing sessions.
so bloody idiotic lahh, all the songs all abba de like wth?
then the mission people were like "go tell your friends that you love them"
and "sorry, thank you and farewell" apparantly, those 3 words are the hardest to say lol

then suddenly renee and huijun pop out from nowhere.
and i was like bloody happy.
we started crapping about the "f*ck you" quote.
and we were like:

"sorry,"
"thank you,"
"farewell..."
"fk you!"

walao freaking funny can?! so bloody shyt lahh :DDD
then there was ANOTHER singing session.
then me, renee and jun started laughing hysterically.
and then huijun became the "dancing queen",
renee became "seventeen" years old.
and i was lmao-ing

something random.

2008-10-08T18:22:00.002+08:00

I WANNA GO PLAY THE BLOODY SPIDER-SHOOTING GAME AGAIN!

me and renee played it once today. and i died!
but i killed more insects^^
and our compatibility score was like 63%
we were like, wth?!

so retarded, so funny :D

2008-10-08T18:02:00.002+08:00

lalala~

renee and i went out today :D
it was bloody fun lahh can!

we found this retarded book about malaysian politicians
ohmybloodygod it was damn heelarious lahh!
its called: malaysian politicians say the darndest things
or something liddat o.O

there was this one quote on IT.
it was like so bloody crap sia
the IT song [english version]:

know IT

like IT

learn it every day

the latest IT

oh~ IT

use IT

increase IT know-how

smart malaysia

accept IT

learn IT

love IT

use IT

IT!!!

roflmao lahh! :DDD

then there was this other quote:
"i dont ask my wife to buy toilet paper."
or something along the lines of that.

andand another one:

"f*uk you! f*ck you!"

walao eh, bloody retarded lahh.

and they actually recorded it as the first time someone said the f word in parliament-_-
omg, damn funny sia. im getting high~

something random.

2008-10-07T17:54:00.001+08:00

im bloody stuck on this chinese period drama.
for some strange reason o.O
its like not supposed to be funny, but i find it extremely funny.
does that even make any sense? :/
roflmao

2008-10-07T17:43:00.002+08:00

YAYNESS!

EOYS ARE LIKE FINALLY OVER YAY X1000 :DDD

im like bloody happy.
and i hope i dont screw up any of my papers =x

aww man. I WANNA GO ARCADE! T_T
i just got my bloody class-t today. its like, so wasted lahh, term4 then give us-_-
andand just now me and renee got chased out of the arcade in j8
cos apparantly "school uniform is not allowed"
walao eh, please lahh, both of us were like wearing class-t [renee borrowed from jun] and stnics p.e. shorts.
WOW, i didn't know THAT counted as UNIFORM =.=lll
i know the shorts got write "SNG" but still... its bloody fktarded.

anyways, im like finally blogging again.
this is boring.
bleah.
i shall go play maple. hmph.

eh wait. oh ya horr, no more cash lerr.
haix. i shant play today then :D

GOING OUT TOMORROW with mybelovedRENEE
YAYS!
wow im hypering-_-

2008-09-10T15:28:00.002+08:00

bleah.

susan lim confiscated my hp 2dae.
i was sms-ing in class, cos i dint bring my english file n i wanted my auntie to bring to sch for me.
i was lyk, wtf? i mean, hu gifs a damn abt tt? except susu, tt is-_-
even sjw doesnt care lahh can?! she sux lahh, tink she big=.=

bt anws, i gt my hp bk, thx to sum1 els hu oso gt her hp confiscated.
her mother damn poor ting lahh, kena scolded by susan lim...
her daughter was sick mahh, sick oso cant use fone call mother mehh?
seems lyk we're supposed to "tell your teacher, i'm sure she will give you permission if it is a valid reason" bleah.
so de mother was lyk bloody angry, n said tt susu vry unreasonable.
den wen my turn tok to susu tt tym rite, i tink she wan prove tt she's nt unreasonable or sumting, so she dint scold me lahh, jus gave me de standard lecture abt showing respect n crap.
den u noe wad?

apparantly, i "have MORAL COURAGE, unlike de other girl who sent her mother."

WOW. IM MORALLY COURAGEOUS. APPLAUSE, PLS-_-"

n susu oso said: "i'm not an unreasonable person, you know. so i'm going to give you one more chance. make sure this doean't happen again."
bloody hell lahh. she IS unreasonable.
bt wdv. at least i gt my hp bk :D N dint get scolded^^

something random.

2008-09-06T22:09:00.000+08:00

You Are Big Bird

Talented, smart, and friendly... you're also one of the sanest people around.

You are usually feeling: Happy. From riding a unicycle to writing poetry, you have plenty of hobbies to keep you busy.

You are famous for: Being a friend to everyone. Even the grumpiest person gets along with you.

How you life your life: Joyfully. "Super. Duper. Flooper."

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

ROFLMAO.
IM SAAAAAANNNNNNNNNEE~
AHAHAHA~

something random.

2008-09-06T22:06:00.000+08:00

What Your Halloween Habits Say About You

Halloween is definitely a time to celebrate for you, but you don't have any deep traditions. You're more likely to go with the flow and see where the night takes you.

No one quite understands you, but everyone also sort of worships you. And that's exactly how you like it.

Your inner child is stubborn and a bit bossy.

You fear those closest to you finding out who you really are. You dread people discovering your secrets.

You're prone to be quite emotional and over dramatic. Deep down, you enjoy being scared out of your mind... even if you don't admit it.

You are picky and high maintenance. If you wear a Halloween costume, it's only when you really feel like it. And it has to be perfect.

What's Your Halloween Personality?

ahahahaha~
EVRY1! WORSHIP ME! LMAO.

something random.

2008-09-06T22:03:00.001+08:00

You Are a Blueberry Flavored Popsicle

You are a very unusual person. For you, summer is all about adventure and travel.

You are brilliant and bright. Your mind is always sharp and working at full capacity.

You seek out new and different experiences. You get bored very easily.

You are very creative. Of all of the types, you're the most likely to invent a new popsicle.

What Flavor Popsicle Are You?

lalala~
i prefer chocolate ice-cream :D

2008-09-06T19:16:00.003+08:00

lalala~
lots of crap to type(:

lmao. i FINALLY toked to alpha.
AFTR dey treated me to swensons
N PROMISED RITE ME A SUMMARY OF BREAKING DAWN!!!
AHAHAHA :DDD im so evil x3
breaking dawn sux. n it has gross parts. i.e. bella giving birth.
wahahaha^^

n during prac ytd, me n chris were lyk sitting side by side. for once, we were practicing OUTDOORS. n de sun was shining n all tt crap, so i was damn high.
DEN jiajian had to go spoil evryting by saeing me n chris hv de EXACT same shade of hair-_-
lyk wth?
apparantly, our hair turns diff colours in diff kinds of light. [its tru. we tested=.=]
den wenwei dubbed our hair colour "chameleon"
i was lyk, wtf?
yeeeeaaah, its NOT bad enuff sum ppl call me charmander, nw i hv chameleon hair too.
bleah. wad is it wif me n lizards?
i hate my name N hair-_-"

so retarded :D
lalalalala~

u noe im nw stuck on "shake it" by metro station?!
its lyk, a freaking funny.
SHAKESHAKESHAKEIT!!! roflmao.

nn I LOVE S.A.!!!
TYTYTY MYDARLINGXINYI FOR LENDING ME!!! u rawk man x3

bt anws.
i was playing wif tattoos jus nw.
dose temp kinds lahh, de ndp gif de.
i hv lyk 12 packs at hm, so me n my sis wen crazy tattooing ourselves. SO BLOODY FUN LAHH
hahaha~

ombg. as u can probly tell, im waaaaaay high. roflmao.
oso, i nid ur opinion.
can pls tag me to say which blogskin u lyk beta?
i wanna chg my skin =x
bt i damn shebude lehh~ i like dis skin T_T
ok fine wdv.

a) http://blogskins.com/apply.php?sid=211548&action=Preview

b) http://blogskins.com/apply.php?sid=206370&action=Preview

c) http://blogskins.com/apply.php?sid=207334&action=Preview

d) http://blogskins.com/apply.php?sid=206487&action=Preview

buhbye^^

2008-09-04T15:49:00.001+08:00

bleah.

i cant believe renee actually thot i was going to sydney-_-
i jus hv 1 ting to sae:

U SUCK!!!

roflmao.

btw, i hate high school musical and miley cyrus.

WOW tt was random x3
lalalalala~

something random.

2008-09-03T11:59:00.002+08:00

OH MY BLOODY GOSH XINYI'S KOR DE DAWN YANG VIDEO DAMN BLOODY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

im going to sydney tomorrow! no wait, actually, in a few hours. yes!

omg bloody bimbotic lahh dawn yang. ROFLMAO.

2008-09-02T20:23:00.001+08:00

n um xinyi,
wth is cockanaded n scarder?
lol.

2008-09-02T11:22:00.002+08:00

ombg lahh i cant believe my sis rly tt retarded-_-
u noe wad happened?
its lyk, ytd, i was listening to de radio.
den dis paramore song came on. [forgt wad title liao=x]
she knew tt i hv dis song in my hp
n u noe wad she said?! so stoopid lahh...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
she asked me: "eh why you can put your handphone the song inside the radio arh?"
=.=llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
i was lyk, hello? radio cannt play my handphone de song arh?!? zzz.
c wad i hv to live wif? ombg lahh-_-

n stop calling me.
bleah.
i dowan tok to u hmph.

something random.

2008-09-01T15:25:00.000+08:00

You Are A Romantic Realist

You tend to be grounded when it comes to romance.

Sure, you can fall hard... but only for someone you've gotten to know.

And once you're in love, you can be a total romantic goofball...

But you'd never admit it to your friends!

Are You Romantic or Realistic?

err, ok....

something random.

2008-09-01T15:22:00.004+08:00

You Are 34% Evil

A bit of evil lurks in your heart, but you hide it well.

In some ways, you are the most dangerous kind of evil.

How Evil Are You?

oooh. lmao

something random.

2008-09-01T15:22:00.003+08:00

You Are 16% Girly

Um... you're a guy, right? If not, you're the most boyish girl in the world.

And for you, that's probably the ultimate compliment.

How Girly Are You?

:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
dey even gt de pix rite^^

something random.

2008-09-01T15:19:00.001+08:00

You Are Volleyball

You enjoy a fast paced, somewhat chaotic life.

You don't like to over think things. You like to act in the moment.

You are good at solving problems at the very last minute.

What Olympic Sport Are You?

o.O i dun even rly lyk volleyball. hit damn pain lahh can-_-

2008-09-01T15:07:00.002+08:00

bloody hell.
im fking pissed off.

IM NVR GONNA SPEAK TO ALL OF U AGN. SO DER. hmph.
except wenwei, tt is. de rest of u suck.

so jus shaddup n go away.

oh ya. wen i sae ALL OF U i meant ALPHA.

something random.

2008-09-01T15:06:00.000+08:00

aww man i love my chemical romance x3

2008-09-01T10:31:00.002+08:00

AHAHAHA!

started my dae wif a gd laugh, thx to MYBELOVEDxinyi!!!
de dawn yang impersonations on her blog were bloody funny :D
[i wld add a link here, bt xinyi doesnt lyk ppl linking her T_T]

omg lahh i still cant rly believe tt dy's so bimbotic. i mean, hu posts a video on youtube of herself saeing she's going to sydney?!! lyk as if i care lahh-_-
i tink i prefer XIAXUE. she's bloody funny^^
NOT lyk dawn yang, hu oni noes hw to camwhore n post beauty tips.

roflmao lahh!!!
XIAXUE ALL DE WAY!!! x333

oh ya. the "magic" trick.
ytd my sis, being de lame-shyt kia tt she is, showed me dis magic trick involving:
-a sg flyer entrance tix
-2 plastic $2 notes

u noe wad she did?! ombg lahh=.=
she aligned de notes tgt. den she go put de tix in between de notes. den she call me to close my eyes for 1s. [which of course i dint bother to] den she go push de inside de $2 note up to cvr de tix.

charlotte: see arh, at first only have 1 $2 note.
me: ok.......
charlotte: see!!! the ticket disappear and become a $2 note!!!
me: walao eh. u tink i stupid iszit?
charlotte: really mahh!!! you see!!!
me: zzz. oi hello? plastic note got transparent parts lehh... retard lahh you...

lmao! so retarded lahh! gt transparent parts den can c tt de "hidden" tix is inside de $2 notes-_-
cant believe i hv such a retarded sister=.=lll

2008-08-30T22:54:00.006+08:00

koped quiz frm huijun.

`Are you smiling?
er, nope. y wld i b smiling for no reason?!!-_-

`When is the last time u met sm1 new?
uh, evrydae? i mean, im nt a hermit. i go out n meet strangers on a daily basis=.=lll

`Whos irritating you now?
my sister? idk =x

`When did you last eat pizza?
hu rmbs dis kind of detail?! zzz

`Do you drink beer?
no. DUH

`Do you have any friends who are famous?
er, i dun tink so >.<

`Are any of your friends good at poker?

hw do u even play poker o.O `

What do you want?

rite nw, i wan CASH. lots of it.

n MYrenee n MYhuijun n MYxinyi too, i guess :DDD

`Are you tired?
wads de purpose of dis qn?!

`Last spoken words you heard?
sum chi crap frm de news.

`Have you ever kissed anyone named john?
er, hello? i dun even KNOW any1 named john-_-

hu names deir kid JOHN nwadays anws?!

`What is ur favourite thing in ur room?
my lappie. lyk DUH.

`Pepsi or Coke?
i dun lyk either :/

`Did you ever throw up?
DUUUHHH.

hu hsnt evr thrown up in deir lives?!=.=

`Did you ever throw up while kissing someone?
...............

NO WAY MAN.

`Do you enjoy piercings or tattoos?
YES.

esp temp tattoos^^

Taco Bell or macdonalds?

Macs. durr-_-

anws, i dun even noe if der is n taco bell outlet in sg =x

Are you restless?

usually i m. bt nw im nt.

`Is your computer a laptop?

yupp :D

Are you allowed to stay up 11pm or later or a weeknight?

...... i guess so.

Want to be a princess?

if cash cms into de deal, den YES PLS.

`Do you believe in dreams come true?

dun believe beta.

wad if ur nitemare cms tru lehh?!

`Last song you heard?

song frm my blog :/

Do you like batman?

i tink de title "dark knight" is cool.

bt NO WAY MAN. i mean, wad a fktarded concept?! n nt to mention his costume's ridiculous.

`Whos in the room with you?

my sis n mother.

`What are you wearing on your feet?

nth. walao y so many retarded qns de?!-_-"

`Whats you favourite pair of shoes?

any pair of sneakers tt i can fit into is my fave pair of shoes^^

Who was the last person you told you loved them?

uh, i use tt phrase damn often, so i dun rly rmb =x

bt if im nt wrong i said tt i loved renee :DDD

What was the last thing you ate?

ikan bilis :O

What were you doing before this?

restarting my comp.

What is the closest item to you that’s blue?

u mean closest in feeling or closest in terms of metres? o.O

`What messaging service do you use?

idk wtf u asking-_-"""

What is your fave website?

cant decide >.<

Whos house did you go to last night?

.... chris

`What do you wear more, jeans or sweatpants?

SHORTS.

huijun i wan a membership invite to tt club u chair^^

`What is the last movie you watched?

the mummy: tomb of the dragon emperor

it rawked man :D

What do you currently hear right now?

sum random tv advert song-_-

`When did you last buy a pair of pants?

uh, during cny? y ask dis type of qn?!

When did you last take a shower?

dis aftrnoon? ckp arh, de creator of dis quiz-_-

Wheres your fave place to be?

currently, my fave place to b wld b on an airplane. ANY airplane. i wanna go ovrseas T_T

Ever been to Quizbox.com?

nvr even heard of it =x

Wheres your mom?

on my left.

`Where do you sleep?

on my bed. DUH.

told u de creator of dis quiz ckp liao-_-

Where do you shop the most?

sch canteen, i guess.

Where did you get the shirt you’re wearing?

im nt wearing a shirt-_-

ckpckpckpckpckpckpckp

Coach purse or NFL’s game ticket?

i prefer converse.

so rmb to include tt in quiz: the sequel

Are you happy with where you are?

nope. perfection is too DULL.

`Is cheating ever okay?

yes if it benefits me, no if nt =x

ckpckpckpckpckpckp

Would you ever take sm1 back if they cheated on you?

most probly nt.

`Have you ever talked about marriage with someone before?

i discuss dis topic frequently wif peps n wenyan=.=lll

`Do want sm1 you cant have?

DUH. if u can hv it easily, whrs de fun? besides, hu doesnt?! o.O

`Do you believe love at first sight exists?

nope. im a hopeless UN-romantic :DDD

Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?

if tt means i can get presents >.<

`Do you believe that you can change someone?

i guess...

Would you ever consider getting engaged or married right now?

NO WAY MAN.

y is evry1 asking me dis qn?!

bleah. wad a random quiz. stupid huijun -_-

de quiz so damn ckp lahh-_-

something random.

2008-08-30T22:51:00.002+08:00

You Are a Green Crayon

Your world is colored in harmonious, peaceful, natural colors.

While some may associate green with money, you are one of the least materialistic people around.

Comfort is important to you. You like to feel as relaxed as possible - and you try to make others feel at ease.

You're very happy with who you are, and it certainly shows!

Your color wheel opposite is red. Every time you feel grounded, a red person does their best to shake you.

What Color Crayon Are You?

can all if u do dis quiz n tell me if u r a red crayon?!!

something random.

2008-08-30T22:46:00.001+08:00

You Should Learn Japanese

You're cutting edge, and you are ready to delve into wacky Japanese culture.

From Engrish to eating contests, you're born to be a crazy gaijin. Saiko!

What Language Should You Learn?

wow. bloody cool man. i took 3rd lang in jap.

something random.

2008-08-30T22:42:00.002+08:00

You are Dark Chocolate

You live your life with intensity, always going full force.

You push yourself (and others) to the limit... you want more than you can handle.

An extreme person, you challenge and inspire the world!

What Kind of Chocolate Are You?

lol. same wif renee :D

something random.

2008-08-30T22:18:00.001+08:00

You Are 7: The Enthusiast

You are outgoing and playful - always seeing the happy side to life.

You're enthusiastic and excitable. You love anything new.

Multi-talented, you do many things well... and find success easy.

You prefer to keep things light with others. Opening up is hard for you.

At Your Best: You are deeply involved in each experience. You appreciate life for what it is, and you take the time to enjoy each moment.

At Your Worst: You are greedy, self centered, impulsive, and insatiable.

Your Fixation: Gluttony

Your Primary Fear: Deprivation and pain

Your Primary Desire: To be satisfied and content

Other Number 7's: Howard Stern, Cameron Diaz, Robin Williams, Jim Carey, and Jenny Mccarthy.

What Number Are You?

o.O ok...

something random.

2008-08-29T12:39:00.000+08:00

i fell aslp during de tcs' dae concert =x

2008-08-29T12:16:00.002+08:00

bleah.
gt [verbally] whacked for my bloody ppr.
so dis morning i dragged renee n huijun to de rooftop!

i love rooftops lahh.
i hv absolutely no idea y.
i jus love it. its so nice, n open, n windy, n high!!! :DDD
so far, me n renee found 2 rooftops.

#1.
de clocktwr rooftop.
dis rooftop is bigger n nicer n cleaner.
der r 2 entrances to dis rooftop, bt dey locked dem both.
seems lyk dey dowan us to go der-_-
bt anws, me n renee wen der 3 tyms liao, so at least we gt to experience it^^

if u r interested, de entrances r located at:
-de end of de artroom corridor
bt its been locked since i dunno wen, so gd luk if u try dis door
-frm de forum de white colour staircase climb all de way upupupup n u will c 2 doors. de 1 on de rite leads to de clocktwr rooftop.
dis door is locked. we hv nvr been to de clocktwr rooftop thru dis door, cos its always locked. bt still, if for sum reason u rly vry despo to go der, u can try ur luk=.=

#2.
de smaller rooftop ovrlooking de bball courts.
dis rooftop is smaller, n gt alot of water tanks n similar crap, so must bcareful.
dis rooftop gt 1 entrance nia, bt de gd ting is tt de door is almost always unlocked :D

interested parties can locate de entrance at:
-frm de forum de white colour staircase climb all de way upupupup n u will c 2 doors. de 1 on de left leads to dis rooftop.

oh ya. ders a camera outside de forum stairs go upupup tt place. so guai-kias, TOO BAD. i dun gif a bloody damn whether de camera catches me anot^^

omg. i cant believe i posted so much crap abt rooftops.
anws, me n renee planning to try find cool unexplored stuff inside stnics :DDD
apparantly, renee saes ders dis rly old n yellowed bk sumwhr tt records alot of stuff abt past students. we mite oso go try find our way into de chapel =x n de gym rooftop. or mayb de artroom on top de attic tingy.
so if u noe any cool places/stuff tt most ppl dun noe abt, TELL ME. IM DAMN INTERESTED.

2008-08-28T15:22:00.003+08:00

LMBAO.

2dae during assembly, der was dis skit by all de china sholars. it was bloody nice:)
bt de bloody funny ting was de tc.
i tink mayb she's frm china, so she has dis cheena accent.
de funny ting was,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
she kept saeing "ah" in between her sentences.
i dint notice until huijun pnted it out.
ROFLMAO.
lyk, "所以，你们都要 blahblah... AH"
we kept laughing lyk shyt :DDDDD

n den ltr during lunch wif renee n piggy, we kept copying her 'slang-ccent"
renee damn slow lahh we sae so long i gif so many clues den she finally realise y we kip laughing-_-

ahahaha
2dae was bloody hilarious.

2008-08-27T19:38:00.002+08:00

lol. i realised tt i post more quizzes n random stuff dan i used to-_-

so anws, my convo wif sarah ovr de fone:

sarah-- can do me a favour?
me-- uh, wad favour u wan me do
sarah-- can u pls wear a dress to my wedding?
me-- zzz
sarah-- pls lahh. i wan make dis a formal event.
me-- u go ask chris dey all wear 1st den i wear for u c-_-

dis wen on for a longlong tym b4 we decided on a compromise=.=lll
so im gonna wear dose ovrall denim dress tingies wif a shirt n pants inside.
BT i wont hv to dance :DDDDD

posted alot of quizzes during hm-econs 2dae:)
mala's bloody nice lahh, nt lyk gwee-_- gwee sux lyk shyt man bleah.
so bloody unlucky lahh, get gwee for hm-econs. peps n huijun gt mala T_T i wan mala~

oh ya.
TYTY PEPS FOR MY VRY LATE BDAE PREZ :DDD
its nice n i lyk it^^

all dose hu still owe me bdae prez..... [hint, hint]
lmao

omg tmr we're getting bk our ppr tmr!!! bloody fking hell lahh!!!
im so dead can... my dis term ppr sux lorr T_T
i hope i still can scrape abv 70% =x

i did dis quiz jus nw in hm-econs.
n de result states tt i wld b a politition wen i grow up.
i was lyk, wtf?! a politition?!
idk any shyt abt politics-_-
nn der was once an el lesson whr we "played god" n made de decision whether to let a politition, a sailor, a pregnant woman or a toddler live in de event of a shipwreck.
all of us chose to leave de politition to die.
i was lyk, walao eh.
anws, i still hvnt gif up on my dream of being a mosquito exterminator yet o.O

according to chris, andrew saes tt he mite nt cm bk dis hols cos we oni hv 1wk of hols to play.
so instead, he mite cm bk to sg in de dec hols instead. ok fine wdv. im fine wif it, i guess...

its lyk, i was de one hu invited jiajian to our team.
he had to "abandon" his team to cm join ours.
we were de MUCH beta team, bt still.
den nw if andrew cms bk, we'll hv to send him bk to the B team!!! T_T
den wen he go bk to bloody canada we hv to invite him bk agn.
haix. i feel so guilty...
i hope he doesnt tink we treat him as a substitute or sth :/
so mean lahh, lyk we using him liddat >.<
omg so wad shld i do?!
i was de bloody retard hu ask him to join us in de 1st bloody place.
aww man~

something random.

2008-08-27T18:50:00.001+08:00

You Are a Roller Coaster

You live for excitement, adventure, and the most intense of thrills.

Nothing is better than feeling you're truly alive, and you're willing to take risks to feel this way.

In relationships, people often feel a bit nervous about what they're getting into...

But generally, everyone enjoys the wild ride you take them on. Unless they stay with you too long - then they're apt to feel a bit nauseous!

Your life has more low points and high points than most people's lives.

But that's okay - you love them. You figure that a smooth ride is boring!

Besides, you know that super high highs only come from knowing super low lows.

You cherish every emotion you feel and feel it fully. Why deny what life is truly about?

At your best, you are loving life and sharing your wild times with everyone you know.

You are able to open your friends up to a whole new world of experiences.

At your worst, you feel extremely disoriented and even a bit dizzy.

There's only so much intensity a human (even you!) can take.

What Carnival Ride Are You?

AHAHAHA~ I LOVE ROLLER-COASTERS :DDDDDD

wow i realised i kip posting quizzes nwadays o.O
quizzes r fun^^

something random.

2008-08-27T18:44:00.001+08:00

What Charmaine Means

You are very open. You communicate well, and you connect with other people easily.

You are a naturally creative person. Ideas just flow from your mind.

A true chameleon, you are many things at different points in your life. You are very adaptable.

You are truly an original person. You have amazing ideas, and the power to carry them out.

Success comes rather easily for you... especially in business and academics.

Some people find you to be selfish and a bit overbearing. You're a strong person.

You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection.

You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive.

You have the classic "Type A" personality.

You are wild, crazy, and a huge rebel. You're always up to something.

You have a ton of energy, and most people can't handle you. You're very intense.

You definitely are a handful, and you're likely to get in trouble. But your kind of trouble is a lot of fun.

You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated.

You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want.

You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way!

You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing.

You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long.

You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.

You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people.

You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts.

You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone.

You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together.

At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

What's Your Name's Hidden Meaning?

wow. i dint realise my name meant so much-_-
i still hate my name :/

something random.

2008-08-27T12:41:00.001+08:00

What Your Ideal Wedding Dress Says About You

Your Personal Style:

Classic and elegant. You prefer to make a statement with a few quality pieces.

Your Ideal Wedding:

Traditional and formal, but not tacky. You think the most beautiful weddings are understated.

Your Philosophy on Marriage:

It's a serious commitment, and the couple entering it should be ready to work for their relationship.

Your Perfect Marriage:

Is calm, stable, deep, and meaningful.

The Wedding Dress Test

wtf. i dun even wan to get married-_-

something random.

2008-08-27T12:30:00.000+08:00

You are 80% Gemini

How Gemini Are You?

yay! i love being a gemini :DDDDD

something random.

2008-08-27T12:07:00.001+08:00

You Should Be a Politician

Confident, assertive, and dedicated - you know what you want in life and how to get it.

Stubborn and opinionated, you can stand your ground... even if it's unpopular.

And while you have strong views, you never overwhelm people with your opinions.

A true charmer, you subtly influence people into seeing things your way.

You do best when you:

- Work according to your own rules

- Can change the world with what you do

You would also be a good lawyer or talk show host.

What Should You Be When You Grow Up?

wtfh?! a politition?!